13. When You’re Rude Afterwards
“I once had a guy, post-coitus, ask me to sleep on the couch. Duuuude.” – Kay, 23
“WHEN THEY DON’T CARE IF YOU FINISH. Like, they come and then just roll over, like, ‘I’m done, that was fun.’ Umm … what? No, you’re not. Eat me out or something. Jeez.” – Chelsea, 27
12. When Your Dirty Talk Is Crappy
“When the dirty talk is cheesy, and doesn’t sound spontaneous and natural but more rehearsed and corny. WHO ARE YOU?!” – Jamie, 24
“[Someone] who repeatedly says, ‘I want you to come,’ or ‘Come for me’ WTF do you think my goal is?” – Hannah, 22
“Trying to force dirty talk after I’ve already made it clear that I feel awkward doing it.” – Erica, 30
“[When someone says] ‘Do you like it? Tell me what you want’ I want you to shut up.”– Becca, 32
“[Saying] ‘How does it feel? Tell me how it feels.’ IT FEELS LIKE A DICK IS INSIDE OF MY VAGINA, I DON’T KNOW, CAN YOU F*CKING NOT?! I knew my SO was gonna be the one I’d marry when he just shut the f*ck up, went to work, and only said words [when he was] telling me how hot I was while we got down.”– Amber, 29
11. When You’re Awkward About Your Penis Size
“Apologizing for their penis size, or fishing for penis compliments.” – Mary Kate, 30
“Bringing up that his dick is tiny. Why do you have to discuss this? I’m obviously aware.” – Leigh, 31
“Apologizing for having a small penis. Work with what you got.” – Clare, 24
10. When You’ve Spent Too Much Time Watching Porn
“Spitting on my vagina like we’re in a Indecency right before penetration.” – Emily, 25
“[Don’t] expect me to do all of the work. Real life isn’t porn … Participation needs to be equal.” – Val, 25
“Trying to tap my vagina like porn stars [do]. WTF. No. If I wanted to get hit in the vagina repeatedly, I would go ride a horse.” – Laura, 22
9. When You Bring Up The Past
“Any sort of comparison to past partners. Even if it’s an attempted compliment, it just throws me. ‘You have the best vagina I’ve ever seen.’ Ummm … thanks? Get off me.” – Taylor, 29
“Ranking me. ‘This is the best Mouth Gig I’ve had in eight years.’ Wow, that Mouth Gig eight years ago must have been rad as f*ck.” – Carly, 25
8. When You Need To Be Reassured
“Asking me if things are going well over and over again. Like, you should be able to tell. Come on now.” – Laura, 23
“Asking for CONSTANT affirmation. If I love what you’re doing, I’ll tell you…” – Amy, 23 “When they ask, ‘Did you come?’ If you have to ask, the answer is NO.” – Erica, 30
7. When You’re The One With Daddy Issues
“I will never call you ‘daddy.’” – Amy, 23
“Someone said I was ‘tight like a little girl’ once. I was absolutely done with that as soon as he said it.”– Abby, 28 “[He said] ‘I wanna get you pregnant’ during sex. Horrified.” – Alyssa, 27
“[Saying] ‘I don’t use condoms ever’ or ‘Am I your daddy, baby?’” – Steph, 23
“ANYTHING in reference to being a ‘little girl.’ I had a guy tell me I was bald (down there) ‘like an eight-year-old girl’ once. So, so gross.” – Erica, 28
“Anyone trying to get me to call them ‘daddy.’” – Laura, 23 “One guy said ‘I’m gonna get you pregnant’ It was our first time. Bye. Get out of me.”– Jen, 26
6. When You’re Insistent About Anal
“Trying to penetrate the back door when I’ve been clear about that not happening. I said no!” – Monica, 27
“Do not just ‘go’ for anal sex. I don’t care how long we’ve been together; you need to ask and make sure I’m down for it and ready.” – Stacy, 35
“Sticking a dry finger up my butt without warning …”– Morgan, 22
5. When You Don’t Seem Interested
“Lack of passion. If you’re kissing me like you kiss your mom and are being gentle with me as if I’m about to break, it’s not happening.” – Jessica, 26
“[One guy stopped in the middle of sex] to answer a phone call and to go get ONLY HIMSELF a glass a water. Who does that?” – Beth, 25
“One guy had me rub around his penis for a really long time, and kept checking his phone every few minutes.” – Donna, 29
“[When I’m on top] and he lays there with his hands on the bed and doesn’t touch my ass while I ride him.” – Tori, 30
4. When You’re Bad At Going Down On Her
“I really dislike when they ‘finger’ you with their tongue while going down! Like, I don’t need your little tongue dick penetrating me!”– Caroline, 29
“Unnecessary, stupid lip movements when going down.” – Ella, 22
“Guys who stare at you so hard when they’re going down on you. I am all for eye contact and you checking me out, but don’t STARE at me nonstop without blinking like you’re trying to steal my soul.” – Kate, 25
“Falling asleep while going down on me, aka [being] too drunk to continue. Pass out before or after [if you want], but during? Byeeeee!” – Bridget, 28
3. When You Have A Hard Time Getting Hard
“Lack of confidence [resulting in] failure to maintain their erection. You can only try to help out so much before you realize it’s not going to happen because they’re insecure. Especially if it’s because they say you’re intimidating.” – Ellen, 26
“A guy not being able to get hard. I know it happens, and usually isn’t anyone’s fault, but I can’t help blaming myself in the back of my head.” – Morgan, 22
“A flaccid dick, it’s like trying to ram a marshmallow into a keyhole.” – Courtney, 22
“Not getting hard and then throwing an insecure temper tantrum about it.” – Brianna, 23
2. When You Don’t Treat The Clit Right
“I would say spitting on my vagina, not finding my clit, using teeth down below […] are my top ‘Bye, Felipe’ moves.” – Brianna, 23
“Being super rough and thinking they’re doing a great job [when] actually [they] can’t even find my clit.” – Danielle, 21
“I don’t like it when they tell me to rub my clit while they f*ck me. It’s my clit. I know when it needs more attention. I don’t need your permission to do so, bro. My clit and I go way back, longer than you and I do. I know what she needs.” – Ella, 29
“When the guy is really bad at fingering. Like, he just pokes your clit or spreads your labia to peer inside. Thanks, bruh.” – Chantel, 32 “Coming at my clit like they’re mad at me for something.” – Nina, 25
Things clueless dudes don’t know – Time for a sex bombshell — no, not a blonde bombshell, but more of a knowledge bombshell.
Women’s site Bustle interviewed a whopping 64 women earlier this year to find out in raw, uncut detail what their biggest sex deal breakers were.
Reading through the list is eye-opening — the entries range from the hugely important (consent) to the hilariously trivial (socks), but they might be too much raw info for your mind to process.
So we broke it down into some categories based on common response themes. Worried that you’re not bringing it correct in the sack? This list is far from perfect — of course, what turns some people on will turn others off — but if you’re hooking up with her for the first time, say, it doesn’t hurt to play the percentages.
Either way, there’s a lot to learn here that could definitely make you a better lover. Planning on going in condom-free, getting her to call you daddy, shooting for a rear entry, finishing and then falling asleep? Good luck, pal. Here are 13 of women’s biggest deal breakers:
1. When You’ve Got Poor Condom Etiquette
“Debating about whether or not to put on a condom. Shut up and put on the condom.” – Allie, 28
“When you ask a guy if he has a condom, and he says ‘Yes,’ but just keeps rubbing himself against you with no penetration in sight.” – Patty, 21
“Being a bad kisser. Or saying he ‘doesn’t use condoms.’” – Jordan, 32

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Amen @ #9. It turns me off too.

"want you to cum" wtf do you think my mission is

OP your post is mumbled up. Can't read that sh*t.