Guy: Babe what phone is this ?
Girl: Well is the new Bold20
Guy: Bold20 Dey ?
Girl: Yes
Guy: How much ?
Girl: Bought it for N300 thousand
Guy: WTF! What can it do ?
Girl: It doesn’t go off, it has no battery, it doesn’t need a sim card to browse, it charges through solar WBU, what phone do you use ?
Guy: well am using Samsung Galaxy AIT STV Nokia Apple Windows iPhone 30
Girl: What! Which kind of phone is that ? How much ?
Guy: Just N500 thousand
Girl: Babe are you serious ? What can it do? Guy: Hmmmmmm it can do a lot of things oh, the phone browses on it’s own, it has fridge, bedroom and parlor inside, no need for charging, the one i love most is that it helps me do all the house chores and if am in the parlor watching a movie and the phone is in my bedroom and it starts to ring, the phone will walk from the room to the parlor shouting my name
saying i dey ring oh pick me pick me
Girl: Chai guy you can lie o
Guy: No be u start am. WHICH PHONE AR U USING …….No lie ooo

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The guy lie no even make any sense sef. Nobody cab believe it.