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Funny Jokes From Arab Countries... by Greyscale: 5:05pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
Here are 3 more short jokes from Arab countries... The last of the 3 is a famous joke in the Middle East... ------------------------------------------- Warning from the State Department: There is a new Middle Eastern computer virus that is being distributed online. If you happen to receive the following email, you should just delete it.... "Dear Americans, you just received a computer virus sent from the Middle East. Because we are not so advanced in the Middle East, this virus is a manual virus. Please erase every file that is on your hard drive yourself and then send this email to everybody you know. Thank you for helping us out." --------------------------------------------- Two Egyptians travel to London, and they decide to board a double-decker bus. Man on Higher Deck - "How fast are you going?" Man on Lower Deck - "I don't know, about 50 MPH - how about you?" Man on Higher Deck - "We are not going anywhere; we are still waiting for the driver." --------------------------------------------- An Arab student that was studying in a European city wrote an email to his father saying: "This city is really nice, the people are cool, and I really like it here, however, there is one small thing that really bothers me... I am a little bit ashamed that I go to university in my Mercedes, when all of the teachers take the train. Shortly after, the student receives the following reply from his father saying: I have just transferred twenty million dollars to your bank account, please stop embarrassing us, go out immediately and buy yourself a train too. |
Re: Funny Jokes From Arab Countries... by Beive85: 6:33pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
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