In the battle of the sexes one advantage women will always have over
the men is their boobs! Simple as it is. it is very comical how seemingly
intelligent men turn into whimpering teenage boys at the sight of a well-
stacked women. I thought I’d heard and seen everything for and against
the mammary gland until recently when I was in the midst of ‘matured’
men who amused themselves by analysing the aqnatomy of fremale
gtuests at a wedding.
“What’s so special about a pair of boobs?”I asked Supo, one of these
men. He had bragged he was strictly a boobs man. Actually, most men
do.I agreed with him, swearing that a woman without `more bounce to
the once’, has virtually lost her femininity! “Are you serious?” he
wanted to know. “Do you know of any other
aphrodisiac that’s been around since God created man that generates as
much excitement as a pair of boobs? It is not as if they’ve suddenly
arrived out of nowhere you know? All warm. All soft. And pleasing
to touch! New toys for the beautiful generations to play with! To make
it more interesting, you get them in various
shapes and sizes.
“My fIrst fascination with boobs started in my second year in secondary
school. I was only 14 then and our housemaid allowed me to do it to
her. She must have noticed me lusting after her and decided to take me
out of my misery! There I was. a pubescent boy confronted with a pair
of bosoms. She was huge. Just huge! I had never seen a pair of
boobs like hers in all my life. And I’d seen my mother’s and my elder
sister’s. Her own (the maid’s) just bulged from everywhere. Over.
Under, Between. Great trembling folds of flesh like a set jelly that
you shake around. Terrific! You could put your head between them and
blot out the world!
“She never bothered to keep them under wraps either. always throwing
open her wrapper to re-tie! She taught me how to hold them. Kiss
them. the biggest ice cream ever invented! It was years later that I
wondered where she learnt the tricks from – my dad or my brother?
Like I said. the housemaid made sure that I enjoyed the wonder of her
boobs. She wriggled as I eagerly followed her lead. The heat of the
excitement I felt sent a shock right through my school-boy’s body. I was
a man. I had made it! Her buba opened and wrapper tossed aside with
careless abandon. I held my first whole woman cushion against my chest
and I was drunk with lust.
“And I think I hung on to her breasts all the way through my bumbling
sex act. Hung on like my whole life depended on it. Eyes screwed
tight and shut in ecstatic wonder, I had absolutely no technique. But
we got by. From that day on. I was hooked. I stole food and money
for her and gladly helped with some of her chores – and she was
generously grateful! Muti (that’s the maid’s name), wherever you are
today. I thank you for my first launch through space. Since her. and
that was a couple of decades back. I’d been hooked on boobs. If you
haven’t got them. forget it. Having no boobs is like having a bottle of
wine without a cork-screw – how do you get to enjoy the wine?”
In case you men out there have conveniently forgotten. boobs are not
really for your benefits, you know? Actually, they are to nourish your
offsprings into responsible adults.’ Instead of latching on to your partner’s
boobs all of the time, consider the poor mite
for whose sole purpose the boobs are intended.
“I’m a boobs man” Ike, a mechanical engineer bragged. ‘and when my
wife had our first son, I became jealous of him. Her boobs were fun
and oozing milk and he was attached to her chest, sucking away with
careless abandon. Could breast milk be tastier than the milk we all
knew? Why was the baby in such rapture – over his milk? I was
itching to find out. That night. I crawled up to my wife in bed. sort out
her boobs and tried sucking them as our son did, hoping to get as much
pleasure as he did from her milk. “Yuck!,
the milk tasted very unpalatable and I almost spit it out. What could
anyone find enjoyable in that?” I gently reminded him that boobs are to
provide infants with nourishment, not give grown-up kids the time of
their life!
Source http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/12/why-men-will-continue-to-be-babies-in-the-hands-of-women/

Monkey like banana, what is wrong if man like boobina?

Hmm

Lmao
Na breastis go kill man i swear

it happens

Boobs don't move Me. no matter how attractive it may look.

were u expecting me to spend 15mins of my life reading about women's bossoms? ..first paragraph was more than enough!

All I would say is, the fascination of any BOOBS drops by almost 50% when the bra is away;

but ASS,.... that just stays as u imagined :-D

..I still can't believe am talking about boobs and ass on a Sunday morning

weird...blood of God...dx is early Sunday morning corruption...anyway,,thought I was d only one with d boobs problem...thank jah I'm not alone...

Lol... Interesting read

All I can say is the mammaries and the booties are wonders carefully crafted to fulfil the whims of an average dikced man. Preference of boobs over ass or otherwise most often than not is a question of ' the fantasy factor ' which itself is a product of frequency of exposure to either of the goodies y'know . As for me, big boobies complementing a larger ass always , Don't want it XXXL tho, something around L- XL is jez fine .

Pls what is boob, breast, and boobina wey I dey read since morning

And Jesus wept...

I smell FP