A woman who had paid for an economy-class ticket walks into the first class section of the plane. Just before takeoff, the air hostesses beg, persuade, quarrell and try all to get her to sit in the correct place. She refuses. Co-passengers try, but she just wouldn't budge. So the Pilot is told, and he says he will take care of it. He walks up to the woman, whispers in her ear, and in a jiffy she rushes back to the economy class. So the pilot is asked, "What did you tell her?"
He says, "I asked her where she was headed, and she said Kano. I told her that those in economy class are the ones going to Kano, while those this way are going to Abuja. So you better sit there so that the plane will take you to the right place."