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Continous Loop Of The Jesus/satan Character by Onyiibazz: 7:46pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
Continous Loop of The Jesus and Satan Character This is what is going to happen after christians and all the religions that believe in heaven and hellfire would have gone to heaven or hellfire as the case may be. There will arise some other set of people that will rise to challenge God, this men will plan to bring carnality into heaven. This is how it is going to happen. After so many years of only singing praises and worship in heaven with some discordant harp notes, these men will get bored with the routine and start remembering the various social activities they engaged themselves in while on earth. They will start visualizing the great sex they've had in time past while on earth and the clubbing, partying and even drinks they've had before. Remember that the bible clearly stated that there will be no form of marriage in heaven, so there wont be legal sex. When these people become unable to bear the antisocial lifestyle anymore, they will start thinking of how to introduce alcohol, parties, clubs, churches, cars and even sex. God would obviously get angry by this and try to caution them but they would not listen hence he would cast them away from heaven maybe to Mars or Jupiter this time around to form their kingdom there. After sometime, God would send another Jesus to go redeem them and the loop continues indefinitely! Who else agrees with me on this? Or am I alone? #ThinkingAloud. |
Re: Continous Loop Of The Jesus/satan Character by Supermiy: 8:08pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
oyo lo wa |
Re: Continous Loop Of The Jesus/satan Character by Onyiibazz: 8:17pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
Supermiy:With due respect sir, this is nairaland and not yorubaland. Thanks |
Re: Continous Loop Of The Jesus/satan Character by ifenes(m): 11:36pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
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Re: Continous Loop Of The Jesus/satan Character by Onyiibazz: 12:27am On Dec 16, 2015 |
ifenes:What do you think? |
Re: Continous Loop Of The Jesus/satan Character by tobiolajutemo: 12:46pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
well,I tink u shld av consult ur brain bfor writing sometin like dis..... for ur info, all dose stuffs yu said r pleasures of d flesh, its d flesh DT wants dem, and in heaven, we won't b wit dis corruptible human flesh.....so deir won't b taste for anytin other Dan to worship God |
Re: Continous Loop Of The Jesus/satan Character by asalimpo(m): 4:19pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
Onyiibazz:For your information, they'll sx in heaven. Just no pregnancies. No - sex? Christians will revolt. Sx is a byutiful God given God invented feeling. Why do christians like lumping it as sin/dirty? 1 Like |
Re: Continous Loop Of The Jesus/satan Character by asalimpo(m): 4:23pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
tobiolajutemo:But you'll eat in heaven. Doesnt it take flesh to eat? if you can eat and experience the sensory pleasure of food, why not other pleasures like - copulation! - Chill. They'll be no fermented liquor though. |
Re: Continous Loop Of The Jesus/satan Character by Onyiibazz: 4:28pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
asalimpo:Exactly, if the flesh would be shed, then the argument of hell remains void since spirits doesnt feel pain. |
Re: Continous Loop Of The Jesus/satan Character by Onyiibazz: 4:32pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
tobiolajutemo:Since all those are pleasures of the flesh, then it would be logical to say that the argument of hell is void as well since the flesh that feels pain would be shed at death. Or do spirits feel pain? |
Re: Continous Loop Of The Jesus/satan Character by Nobody: 5:19pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
DUMB! |
Re: Continous Loop Of The Jesus/satan Character by oasismgt: 12:23am On Oct 14, 2018 |
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