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50 Random Funny Facts To Spice Up Your Day by stanodi: 10:04am On Dec 16, 2015 |
1. Dasuki is unofficially the cheerfulest giver in Nigeria today. 2. George Washington grew marijuana in his garden. Boss! 3. As of September 2015 Gmail, Google, Facebook, Youtube, Skype, Intagram and Twitter are all banned in China while Pirate bay is allowed. Speechless! 4. Still on, China has more English speakers than the United States. 5. Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour. 6. If you consistently fart for 6 years & 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb! 7. A small child could swim through the veins of a blue whale. 8. Hewlett-Packard’s name was decided in a coin toss. 9. Pirates wore earrings because they believed it improved their eyesight. 10. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. 11. Dr. Kellogg introduced Kellogg Corn Flakes in hopes that it would reduce masturbation. 12. The Bible is the most shoplifted book in the world. 13. Squirrels forget where they hide about half of their nuts. 14. Birds don’t urinate but converts nitrogen to uric acid instead and all wastes leaves through the anus 15. Paraskavedekatriaphobia is the fear of Friday the 13th! 16. Upon losing battles, apes will tend to masturbate 17. Worms eat their own poo. 18. Dying is illegal in the Houses of Parliaments 19. During your lifetime, you will produce enough saliva to fill two swimming pools. 20. Cockroaches can live for several days after they have been decapitated 21. A 2014 study at Osmania University in Hyderabad, India found that roses grew faster when exposed to Indian classical music than western rock music or silence. 22. Over 1000 birds a year die from smashing into windows. 23. George W. Bush was once a cheerleader. 24. In 1998, Sony accidentally sold 700,000 camcorders that had the technology to see through people’s clothes. 25. The average person walks the equivalent of twice around the world in a lifetime. 26. Panphobia is the fear of everything 27. Honey is the only food that does not spoil. 28. Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it. 29. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people 30. Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day. 31. You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath 32. Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete. 33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times 34. In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child 35. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying! 36. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time. 37. Most lipstick contains fish scales. Still More… 38. Gorillas sleep as much as fourteen hours per day. 39. Hyphephilia are people who get aroused by touching fabrics. 40. Cherophobia is the fear of fun. 41. It’s against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA. 42. Human birth control pills work on gorillas. 43. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. 44. A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes 45. In France, it is legal to marry a dead person 46. The average person has about 10,000 taste buds and they’re replaced every 2 weeks or so. 47. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. 48. In the UK, it is illegal to eat mince pies on Christmas Day! 49. The average woman uses her height in lipstick every 5 years. 50. Add yours to make up these 50 random funny facts.. http://lightednation.com/2015/12/19223/ |
Re: 50 Random Funny Facts To Spice Up Your Day by donTbone(m): 10:06am On Dec 16, 2015 |
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