donholy28:
U for tell am say ur actions online do not define who u are

my mind no even go there, was still suffering from the shock

missKiffy:
Mtsheeew

duh!!!

softappless:
MCHEWWW

Twaci:

talk oh

softappless:
@OP if she can hiss at u then i wonder what will a female romancelander say the day we will meet offline. "i know she wont stop hissing

why wouldn't she stop hissing? She be snake?

vizkiz:


why wouldn't she stop hissing? She be snake?

softappless:
just picture a scenaro where i meet twaci offline, the dirty slap on my face will be A1.

nah, you might get a kiss

That is after she is done kicking your ass though

vizkiz:



baby is dah you?

The number you're trying to call is not reachable at the moment

BreezyRita:

The number you're trying to call is not reachable at the moment

baby, I know that is you. I said I am sorry

redgem:
Met a nairalander 4 days back and since then, we've never stopped talking.... It's fun meeting a nairalander

vizkiz:
[b] Just like every other day I travel, I like travelling with my pals or "le boo" (that was when I had one though )


I guess that's a story for another thread...

I was sitting in a bus filled with other travellers of different destination waiting for the driver to come and pilot the bus. My friend (charles) started a conversation with me about the girl he got laid about two days ago and how cute she was and all that. Consciously or unconsciously, I shouted at the top of my voice "videos or I don't believe it" , then here was this beautiful lady who turned around and gave me a strange look which made me suspicious.

I however gave her a questionable gaze and after a few seconds, she broke the silence with the word "you would always know a nairalander anywhere you see them" *she nodded her head*

I smile to God for at least granting my prayer and giving me an incredible opportunity to catch a new fish. Even though what she said was no that funny, I broke into a loud laughter and inquired what made her rush to conclude that I was a nairalander and she said one could deduce that from that popular nairaland memory verse


We started chatting and gossiping about stuffs happening on nairaland and how Ishilove and Farano used to send us to jail(ban) when we violate nairaland rules.


After few minutes of inquisitive conversation, she suddenly asked the mouth sealing question I was anticipating. "what is your nairaland moniker?" lol, I felt like lying but I wasn't in the mood to lie, what if she knew me already

I wanted to say professor "Tosyne2much" but I remembered that guy is already known all over nairaland for his top 10 everything and his picture doesn't bear facial resemblance with me. What if I lied that I was Tosyne2much and she launched to his account and found out that he's more taller than I am ?


On a second thought, I wanted to mention "Kingtom " but then I remembered that his reputation on nairaland is that he's a chronic doctor who goes about quoting ladies on every thread. One mine said, don't mention Kingtom


My mind was telling me to mention Naijaboiy but what if she has been crushing on the guy and he hasn't replied her mail?



Then I told the courage and told her my moniker was "vizkiz", immediately I mentioned my moniker, she just hissed and lost interest in me



Chai, shey I neva furck up like this ?... I asked her why she hissed then she replied with "abeg free me, you once insulted me online" then she snubbed for the rest of the journey


I didn't even get her moniker or number. Na that one pain me pass

Please baby anywhere you are on nairaland, I want you to forgive me for insulting you. I am now a changed man. If you don't reply me on this thread, I will keep checking all monikers Till I see your face. [/b]

lefulefu:
Pics and videos of u discussing with the girl in the bus or IDONTBELIEVE it

Xiadnat:
@ ops story.........Hehehehehehehe. chuckle chuckle chuckle

Naira land. Home of the rookie comedians and jokers wannabe.

You should get your own toilet paper since you the shitz.

Monalisa185:
lol...I no know whether na only me no believe this story... voice message of your chats or.........

chimkaire:
Serious sointin
This can actually happen ooooo
The Op may be joking but, hey, it can happen

softappless:
who ask u?

Rebecca2:
It's a small world.

have you found her for me?

vizkiz:
[b] Just like every other day I travel, I like travelling with my pals or "le boo" (that was when I had one though )


I guess that's a story for another thread...

I was sitting in a bus filled with other travellers of different destination waiting for the driver to come and pilot the bus. My friend (charles) started a conversation with me about the girl he got laid about two days ago and how cute she was and all that. Consciously or unconsciously, I shouted at the top of my voice "videos or I don't believe it" , then here was this beautiful lady who turned around and gave me a strange look which made me suspicious.

I however gave her a questionable gaze and after a few seconds, she broke the silence with the word "you would always know a nairalander anywhere you see them" *she nodded her head*

I smile to God for at least granting my prayer and giving me an incredible opportunity to catch a new fish. Even though what she said was no that funny, I broke into a loud laughter and inquired what made her rush to conclude that I was a nairalander and she said one could deduce that from that popular nairaland memory verse


We started chatting and gossiping about stuffs happening on nairaland and how Ishilove and Farano used to send us to jail(ban) when we violate nairaland rules.


After few minutes of inquisitive conversation, she suddenly asked the mouth sealing question I was anticipating. "what is your nairaland moniker?" lol, I felt like lying but I wasn't in the mood to lie, what if she knew me already

I wanted to say professor "Tosyne2much" but I remembered that guy is already known all over nairaland for his top 10 everything and his picture doesn't bear facial resemblance with me. What if I lied that I was Tosyne2much and she launched to his account and found out that he's more taller than I am ?


On a second thought, I wanted to mention "Kingtom " but then I remembered that his reputation on nairaland is that he's a chronic doctor who goes about quoting ladies on every thread. One mine said, don't mention Kingtom


My mind was telling me to mention Naijaboiy but what if she has been crushing on the guy and he hasn't replied her mail?



Then I told the courage and told her my moniker was "vizkiz", immediately I mentioned my moniker, she just hissed and lost interest in me



Chai, shey I neva furck up like this ?... I asked her why she hissed then she replied with "abeg free me, you once insulted me online" then she snubbed for the rest of the journey


I didn't even get her moniker or number. Na that one pain me pass

Please baby anywhere you are on nairaland, I want you to forgive me for insulting you. I am now a changed man. If you don't reply me on this thread, I will keep checking all monikers Till I see your face. [/b]

You don kill me with laugh sha!

Is this story true?

naijaboiy:


You don kill me with laugh sha!

Is this story true?

Yes baba, e real like HIV

See as I miss fresh lips ehn

PrimeMinisterr:
. . . . #Chuckles, have you seen that girl's lips, go take a look.

vizkiz:


have you found her for me?

Aminat508:
@ vizkiz I won't forgive ypu

mrpackager:
Have not met any nairalander offline yet.... Looking forward to that day

Adeh39

Yes daddy!

Adasun:
hw are u sure da op is even joking?