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Quick Ways To Break Up With Her During The Xmas Season by obidevine(m): 7:20am On Dec 18, 2015
1.... 16 Missed Calls? You've Killed My Battery
so you’re Capable of
Killing Me... It's Over!!!
_
2.... You don't even respect me. I'm talking
and you are busy
breathing? It's over!
_
3.... I called you and you picked up
immediately. You lack
patience. It’s over!!
_
4.... I told u I love my food hot but you
refused to warm the ice
cream. You don't care about me. It's
over!
_
5.... I gave u 2 eggs, to boil one and fry
the other. You fried the
one you were supposed to boil and boiled
the one you were
supposed to fry. You are not obedient,
It’s over!
_
6.... I call u DARLING and you called me
HONEY. Indirectly,
you’re calling my mother a BEE. No
respect for in- laws, pack
your bags. its over.

Add yours ..

CC: Lalasticlala

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Re: Quick Ways To Break Up With Her During The Xmas Season by kilokeys(m): 7:23am On Dec 18, 2015
cheesy
Re: Quick Ways To Break Up With Her During The Xmas Season by dam4wummy(m): 7:31am On Dec 18, 2015
Warm the ice cream shocked

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Re: Quick Ways To Break Up With Her During The Xmas Season by obidevine(m): 7:33am On Dec 18, 2015
dam4wummy:
Warm the ice cream shocked
yes 'cos he likes his food warm. Lol
Re: Quick Ways To Break Up With Her During The Xmas Season by joburiel(m): 7:41am On Dec 18, 2015
grin laughoing and farting at once....
Re: Quick Ways To Break Up With Her During The Xmas Season by Waspy(m): 7:43am On Dec 18, 2015
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Quick Ways To Break Up With Her During The Xmas Season by obidevine(m): 7:48am On Dec 18, 2015
Sugerbee .. Sugarboo where art thou?
Re: Quick Ways To Break Up With Her During The Xmas Season by onyee25(f): 8:13am On Dec 18, 2015
Lmao thats wicked
Re: Quick Ways To Break Up With Her During The Xmas Season by BrianRoss: 8:23am On Dec 18, 2015
if she no go meet baba lawo for u eh

na God save u.
Re: Quick Ways To Break Up With Her During The Xmas Season by obidevine(m): 8:29am On Dec 18, 2015
obidevine:
1.... 16 Missed Calls? You've Killed My Battery
so you’re Capable of
Killing Me... It's Over!!!
_
2.... You don't even respect me. I'm talking
and you are busy
breathing? It's over!
_
3.... I called you and you picked up
immediately. You lack
patience. It’s over!!
_
4.... I told u I love my food hot but you
refused to warm the ice
cream. You don't care about me. It's
over!
_
5.... I gave u 2 eggs, to boil one and fry
the other. You fried the
one you were supposed to boil and boiled
the one you were
supposed to fry. You are not obedient,
It’s over!
_
6.... I call u DARLING and you called me
HONEY. Indirectly,
you’re calling my mother a BEE. No
respect for in- laws, pack
your bags. its over.

Add yours ..

CC: Lalasticlala
.

16 Missed Calls? You've Killed My Battery
so you’re Capable of
Killing Me... It's Over!!! ... Very funny .

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