HOW TO START YOUR OWN CHURCH
(Starter kit for beginners)
1. Buy a pointed shoe
2. Buy a white suite and a yellow bow tie
3. Buy a laptop and iPad
4. Polish up on your english
5. Rent an unfinished building near a busy
market place or school
6. Remember to give yourself a catching
name e.g "AMBASADOR, PAPA, ANNOINTED
7. Don't forget to befriend a native doctor
8. Practice speaking in the popular tongues
that your neighbours won't
understand. Sakordie's rap lines and Terry-G's lyrics or any naija circular song are a good source
9. Advertise your church with your picture
on the billboard-HELICOPTER OF FAITH
HEALING MINISTRIES, LABORATORY church of God, Jehova Sharp sharp ministries come and receive your miracle. kick the devil out
jet lee style ministries
10. Invite a lot of women who just got dumped You are good to
go!

U go thank me later

@ #Ceemere1