Hey guys, merry xmas n prosperous new year in advance...2015 has been an interesting year both politically n otherwise..In 2015 Nigerians voted in a new government n the prayer of every patriotic n reasonable Nigerian is that this government succeed( except losers like FFK tho).... Meanwhile this is a list of people that made headlines in 2015 and what you will be like if they r your mentors...Abeg na joke o...

# Muhammadu Buhari- if PMB is ur mentor u will be relentless..You will keep trying despite previous failed attempts and u will eventually be a winner..Haters will drag ur name thru d mud n u will come out cleaner

Rotimi Amaechi- if Amaechi is ur mentor, you will be fearless like a lion..Your enemies will only talk behind ur back but they will be silent in ur presence..n you will have plenty common sense...lol

Goodluck Jonathan- if GEJ is ur mentor u will ignore all ur neighbors when the goin is good then run to them for help when u r desperate..You will run from church to church in search of miracles n you will be easily deceived n lied to...You will later accept ur position as a loser tho n be paraded as one.

Attahiru Jega- if Jega is ur mentor you will know how to conduct urself in difficult situations

FFK- if FFK is ur mentor,,u will be d biggest fool of ur generation..Your only achievement will be listing people's wives that you have slept with

Fayose- if Fayose is ur mentor,,u will be like a tout despite holding a top public office..You will talk anyhow but ur people will like u cuz u relate well with them

Sambo Dasuki- if Dasuki na ur mentor eh,,u go sabi share money wey no be ur own and u go sabi play trumpet pass Yemisax

Raymond Dokpesi- If Dokpesi is ur mentor you will have money but every one around u will be poor and hungry..even people who work for u

Dieziani Allison- Madueke- If this one na ur mentor eh u go get pride n live extravagant lifestyle when the going is good..but once there is a mention the money u stole u go get cancer by fire by force


add yours abeg

Lalasticlala

@OP, If Homo Sapiens was your mentor, there'll be no doubts about your sanity.

VhatAmazingDude:
@OP, If Homo Sapiens was your mentor, there'll be no doubts about your sanity.

So if a Homo-habillis or Homo-Erectus was your mentor, you should be sure of insanity eeh kwa

VhatAmazingDude:
@OP, If Homo Sapiens was your mentor, there'll be no doubts about your sanity.

I don't blame u sha...ur papa na ur mentor

Front page!!!!

Too long, didn't even read it.

Where is that Lalasticlala sef, Oya