A BIT OF BACKGROUND
The LaVeyan Satanic church was founded by Anton LaVey in 1966. It is an atheistic philosophical belief system. In this church, the followers do not practise worship of any deity but instead see the biblical Satan as allegory for human nature and desires.

But I just thought they were a bunch of funny people trying to mock organized religion not unlike Pastafarians.

When I clicked the link that led me to their seven tenets, I was positively surprised.
Here they are:

1.One should strive to act with compassion and empathy towards all creatures in accordance with reason.

2. The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.

3. One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.

4. The freedoms of others should be respected,
including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo your own.

5. Beliefs should conform to our best scientific understanding of the world. We should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit our beliefs.

6. People are fallible. If we make a mistake, we should do our best to rectify it and resolve any harm that may have been caused.

7. Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.

drop the link, lemme confirm it