Mbediogu:


Suppose water no run nkoo? What about pit toilet? What if toilet no come join bathroom?

e don hapn be dat

jrerico1:
nawa for your belle o

Jeez!amebo.must u read evrytn?

Erukumakanaki:
Shiit is shiit, Dem no dey form for Shiit . . .anywhere e hold u just "Drop it like it's hot"

Lwkmd ..ah don laff kill mah sef guy ...'' drop it like it's hot'' oboi ...hot like amala especially when it's purge

@ OP,

Nice write up, but why should one be leaving a fake life!!!! now I see why many marriages crumble!!! people don't just tell themselves the truth. if he cant handle you pooing then sorry for you.

EroticAngelina:
First of all, this thread is for the ladies only!! Guys are banned from seeing this thread!

We all know that ladies feel disturbed and extremely uncomfortable defecating( in other words, poopooing.. shittinq, waheva you call it) in the boyfriend's place.
You know girls are seen as clean, un-shitttting human beings, and some guys think girls don't poo(seriously!)
So you might feel somehow pooing when ur with ur bf, I do.
faeces smell so disgusting, and its just a turn off for most guys. The fact that he knows ur in the toilet taking a dump is so embarrassing! despite the fact that all human beings poop, which we all know (including guys), it would still be nice and comforting to think we are unshittable

so if you've not gotten to that 'we-can-shiitt-infront-of-eachother' level in ur relationship, these tips are for you, I use them, and they work for me(I hope)

1 Make sure you do all ur toilet business at home bfor going to his house. if u can't do this, then keep reading

2 NEVER EAT EGG, BEANS AND PAWPAW BFOR GOING TO HIS HOUSE. don't ask me why please

3 If u want to poo, and you're pressed, put on the shower or sink tap to mask the sound of your pooing.

4 Always carry a good air freshener with u. so after pooing, you spray it and open the window

5 You can lie to your boyfriend that ur sweating and u want to shower. but make sure u shower afterwards to avoid suspicion

6 put on a song, raise the volume to the loudest, and be singing along to mask the sound

7 Do not leave the toilet immediately!!! stay till the smell z gone.

add yours if u got any
I know this might seem childish to y'all, buh waheva

And those planning to attack me, y'all gonna be secretly practicing it

no hating!

I'm Sure U know that 80% of the biewers of this thread will be guys, huh?

Amadioha don catch una today

EroticAngelina:
First of all, this thread is for the ladies only!! Guys are banned from seeing this thread!

We all know that ladies feel disturbed and extremely uncomfortable defecating( in other words, poopooing.. shittinq, waheva you call it) in the boyfriend's place.
You know girls are seen as clean, un-shitttting human beings, and some guys think girls don't poo(seriously!)
So you might feel somehow pooing when ur with ur bf, I do.
faeces smell so disgusting, and its just a turn off for most guys. The fact that he knows ur in the toilet taking a dump is so embarrassing! despite the fact that all human beings poop, which we all know (including guys), it would still be nice and comforting to think we are unshittable

so if you've not gotten to that 'we-can-shiitt-infront-of-eachother' level in ur relationship, these tips are for you, I use them, and they work for me(I hope)

1 Make sure you do all ur toilet business at home bfor going to his house. if u can't do this, then keep reading

2 NEVER EAT EGG, BEANS AND PAWPAW BFOR GOING TO HIS HOUSE. don't ask me why please

3 If u want to poo, and you're pressed, put on the shower or sink tap to mask the sound of your pooing.

4 Always carry a good air freshener with u. so after pooing, you spray it and open the window

5 You can lie to your boyfriend that ur sweating and u want to shower. but make sure u shower afterwards to avoid suspicion

6 put on a song, raise the volume to the loudest, and be singing along to mask the sound

7 Do not leave the toilet immediately!!! stay till the smell z gone.

add yours if u got any
I know this might seem childish to y'all, buh waheva

And those planning to attack me, y'all gonna be secretly practicing it

no hating!

That is not true because Guys are actually turned on by ladies farts.

lepasharon:
There is such a thing as courtesy.I only sh1t in my own house!

But as poo can sometimes be unpredictable, if you suddenly develop a running stomach, what do you do then? I guess you would want to attempt holding it back till you rush back to your house? Well, there are some you can skillfully manage it till you get to your comfort zone, in others especially the watery ones, you wont dare to attempt holding that sh!t back for a second, else you disgrace yourself as eveything will forcefully come down and mess ur clothes big time. Not everthing really matters in this life especially things that have to do with nature. Your BF sh!ts and thus he does not expect less from you?

What happens to the ladies dating guys using pit toilets?

EroticAngelina:
First of all, this thread is for the ladies only!! Guys are banned from seeing this thread!

We all know that ladies feel disturbed and extremely uncomfortable defecating( in other words, poopooing.. shittinq, waheva you call it) in the boyfriend's place.
You know girls are seen as clean, un-shitttting human beings, and some guys think girls don't poo(seriously!)
So you might feel somehow pooing when ur with ur bf, I do.
faeces smell so disgusting, and its just a turn off for most guys. The fact that he knows ur in the toilet taking a dump is so embarrassing! despite the fact that all human beings poop, which we all know (including guys), it would still be nice and comforting to think we are unshittable

so if you've not gotten to that 'we-can-shiitt-infront-of-eachother' level in ur relationship, these tips are for you, I use them, and they work for me(I hope)

1 Make sure you do all ur toilet business at home bfor going to his house. if u can't do this, then keep reading

2 NEVER EAT EGG, BEANS AND PAWPAW BFOR GOING TO HIS HOUSE. don't ask me why please

3 If u want to poo, and you're pressed, put on the shower or sink tap to mask the sound of your pooing.

4 Always carry a good air freshener with u. so after pooing, you spray it and open the window

5 You can lie to your boyfriend that ur sweating and u want to shower. but make sure u shower afterwards to avoid suspicion

6 put on a song, raise the volume to the loudest, and be singing along to mask the sound

7 Do not leave the toilet immediately!!! stay till the smell z gone.

add yours if u got any
I know this might seem childish to y'all, buh waheva

And those planning to attack me, y'all gonna be secretly practicing it

no hating!

I just like you.

murphyibiam15:

you are humans we men think are living angels
you are humans we men think are living angels

Stop showing your naivety, unexposed and untelligent traits on the public. Speak for yourself (not men) if you were so dumped to believe women dont poo..

Seriously,I get uncomfortable shitting around my babe ,vice versa.it doesn't feel sexy

Exactly!!!

Demmocrats:



Keep on fornicating and sharing your ordeals thinking you are doing the right thing.


God is watching!!!

McTobe:
I know for sure where to find u anytime, anyday

Lmao....where else if not my haven...Romance land....


sorry I slept off last night

Shit never do you reach ni..by the time the thing hold you reach Noone go tell you the way to the toilet. .

If she not comfortable doing it in your presence, she is not comfortable dating you its simple.

INTROVERT:
wtf....






if you can't do it freely in your bfs house then sorry is your name...

Nah, op wants u to censor the shyting

EroticAngelina:
First of all, this thread is for the ladies only!! Guys are banned from seeing this thread!

We all know that ladies feel disturbed and extremely uncomfortable defecating( in other words, poopooing.. shittinq, waheva you call it) in the boyfriend's place.
You know girls are seen as clean, un-shitttting human beings, and some guys think girls don't poo(seriously!)
So you might feel somehow pooing when ur with ur bf, I do.
faeces smell so disgusting, and its just a turn off for most guys. The fact that he knows ur in the toilet taking a dump is so embarrassing! despite the fact that all human beings poop, which we all know (including guys), it would still be nice and comforting to think we are unshittable

so if you've not gotten to that 'we-can-shiitt-infront-of-eachother' level in ur relationship, these tips are for you, I use them, and they work for me(I hope)

1 Make sure you do all ur toilet business at home bfor going to his house. if u can't do this, then keep reading

2 NEVER EAT EGG, BEANS AND PAWPAW BFOR GOING TO HIS HOUSE. don't ask me why please

3 If u want to poo, and you're pressed, put on the shower or sink tap to mask the sound of your pooing.

4 Always carry a good air freshener with u. so after pooing, you spray it and open the window

5 You can lie to your boyfriend that ur sweating and u want to shower. but make sure u shower afterwards to avoid suspicion

6 put on a song, raise the volume to the loudest, and be singing along to mask the sound

7 Do not leave the toilet immediately!!! stay till the smell z gone.

add yours if u got any
I know this might seem childish to y'all, buh waheva

And those planning to attack me, y'all gonna be secretly practicing it

no hating!

Then why is he your man,or are you going to continue in the same act when married¿

Op is right. Different things work for different people. Just study and know what applies to your setting. It might actually be no biggie to some people.

I feel more comfortable defecating in my boyfriend's place than anywhere else. He even comes to the toilet to ask if am comfortable.

Its so funny, wat is bad in dat, wel sm ppl want to be boyfrnd and girlfrnd althru. [right][/right]

If ur stomach turns in ur boyfriend's place and u refuse visiting toilet , u might end up shitting in ur trousers so am appealing to ladies to keep any infeazy or shy away. so to leave comfortable in ur boyfriend's house is to shit out wht is in ur stomach

my style was to pretend I'm about to have my bathe. Thanks for the extra tips angie

@eroticangelina I just wanted to view this thread and pass by but when I read your tips I was just laughing uncontrollably. Anyways your tips have been very well noted and now we can catch our lady visitors and know what they are doing when they are alone in the toilet. But on a more serious note, I believe there is absolutely nothing to be scared or ashamed of if you want to poo in your bf's house

oremart007:
@eroticangelina I just wanted to view this thread and pass by but when I read your tips I was just laughing uncontrollably. Anyways your tips have been very well noted and now we can catch our lady visitors and know what they are doing when they are alone in the toilet. But on a more serious note, I believe there is absolutely nothing to be scared or ashamed of if you want to poo in your bf's house

u won't understand

misspicy:
Lmao....where else if not my haven...Romance land....

sorry I slept off last night

kool

@eroticangelina if u can't defaecate in your boyf house then I think you might not be really close with him. (My thoughts sha)

EroticAngelina:
First of all, this thread is for the ladies only!! Guys are banned from seeing this thread!

We all know that ladies feel disturbed and extremely uncomfortable defecating( in other words, poopooing.. shittinq, waheva you call it) in the boyfriend's place.
You know girls are seen as clean, un-shitttting human beings, and some guys think girls don't poo(seriously!)
So you might feel somehow pooing when ur with ur bf, I do.
faeces smell so disgusting, and its just a turn off for most guys. The fact that he knows ur in the toilet taking a dump is so embarrassing! despite the fact that all human beings poop, which we all know (including guys), it would still be nice and comforting to think we are unshittable

so if you've not gotten to that 'we-can-shiitt-infront-of-eachother' level in ur relationship, these tips are for you, I use them, and they work for me(I hope)

1 Make sure you do all ur toilet business at home bfor going to his house. if u can't do this, then keep reading

2 NEVER EAT EGG, BEANS AND PAWPAW BFOR GOING TO HIS HOUSE. don't ask me why please

3 If u want to poo, and you're pressed, put on the shower or sink tap to mask the sound of your pooing.

4 Always carry a good air freshener with u. so after pooing, you spray it and open the window

5 You can lie to your boyfriend that ur sweating and u want to shower. but make sure u shower afterwards to avoid suspicion

6 put on a song, raise the volume to the loudest, and be singing along to mask the sound

7 Do not leave the toilet immediately!!! stay till the smell z gone.

add yours if u got any
I know this might seem childish to y'all, buh waheva >

And those planning to attack me, y'all gonna be secretly practicing it>

no hating!

u funny o,op.

Jayne07:
Wtf

ftw

What's wrong with this girl sef

The op is correct. This could really be a turn off for guys. Even me as a guy use these tips why my babe is around

happydays1:
There are guys that gets easily irritated like me so I'll prefer she hide the fact that she wana poo. But i'll prefer she keep the place clean that I wouldn't notice any smell or stain. I'll also respect a lady that won't fart in my presence, rather take an excuse. dow, one of my babe has fart loudly it didn't smell dow she said sorry but I felt irritated. Some have fart when with friends so you can pinpoint her only suspect. Anyway for guys like me if I go to visit lady in her home, I'll take Excuse to to buy credit and look for an eatery or bank or public toilet to do my business.

Best comment so far

INTROVERT:
wtf....






if you can't do it freely in your bfs house then sorry is your name...

u Ryt... wats der Abeg not like you will do it always but it's good to feel at home in ur bf's place

EroticAngelina:
First of all, this thread is for the ladies only!! Guys are banned from seeing this thread!

We all know that ladies feel disturbed and extremely uncomfortable defecating( in other words, poopooing.. shittinq, waheva you call it) in the boyfriend's place.
You know girls are seen as clean, un-shitttting human beings, and some guys think girls don't poo(seriously!)
So you might feel somehow pooing when ur with ur bf, I do.
faeces smell so disgusting, and its just a turn off for most guys. The fact that he knows ur in the toilet taking a dump is so embarrassing! despite the fact that all human beings poop, which we all know (including guys), it would still be nice and comforting to think we are unshittable

so if you've not gotten to that 'we-can-shiitt-infront-of-eachother' level in ur relationship, these tips are for you, I use them, and they work for me(I hope)

1 Make sure you do all ur toilet business at home bfor going to his house. if u can't do this, then keep reading

2 NEVER EAT EGG, BEANS AND PAWPAW BFOR GOING TO HIS HOUSE. don't ask me why please

3 If u want to poo, and you're pressed, put on the shower or sink tap to mask the sound of your pooing.

4 Always carry a good air freshener with u. so after pooing, you spray it and open the window

5 You can lie to your boyfriend that ur sweating and u want to shower. but make sure u shower afterwards to avoid suspicion

6 put on a song, raise the volume to the loudest, and be singing along to mask the sound

7 Do not leave the toilet immediately!!! stay till the smell z gone.

add yours if u got any
I know this might seem childish to y'all, buh waheva

And those planning to attack me, y'all gonna be secretly practicing it

no hating!

Ur head is dere... No 3 is wat i do. Dats wen il strt wasting water. Oya Chop Knuckle