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Trump And Cruz by LordVoldemort(m): 8:26am On Dec 20, 2015 |
Donald Trump and Ted Cruz are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Trump and Cruz sitting over there?' The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.' So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?' Cruz says, 'We're planning WW III.' The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?' Trump says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.' The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?' Trump turns to Cruz and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a crap about the 140 million Muslims.’ No disrespect to all my Muslim brothers out there. Its just a joke. 3 Likes |
Re: Trump And Cruz by searchcorp(m): 2:57pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
I'm still laughing. 20 mins after. |
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