Stumbled on this on FB. Lols....

1. The anger of a p3nis doesn't destroy the va.gina (Zimbabwe)

2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward ( Cameroon)

3. A child can play with its mother's br3asts but not with the father's testicles (Ghana)

4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and a farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem (Ghana)

5. When you see a woman with her legs open, never tell her to close them because you do not know her source of fresh air ( Ethiopia)

6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume ( Nigeria)

7. The only woman who knows where her husband is every night is a widow (Togo)

8. An erect p3nis has no conscience (Uganda)

9. If you go to sleep with an itching anus, you are sure to wake up with smelly fingers (Kenya)

10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without resorting to violence. ( Ethiopia)

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