My enemies have finally succeeded over me, I awoke this morning with the intention of not attending any church, in fact I wanted to sleep for at least another 6hours, but since I was the chauffeur for my family I had to go, with a shrug I searched about for any cloth that wasn't the roughest since the chore of ironing is one I have never mastered or loved doing, my hand picked a jumper I had sewned about a month ago from an over priced ashebi I bought in support of one silly colleague of mine who refused to be my friend with benefits because she was getting married (can you imagine her selfishness.... Smh) anyway as there was no light when I dressed up with my dim torch light I never bothered to recheck my dressing (I never do) since the mass was for 6am we zoomed off, if only I had the bad habit of pressing my phone in church this evil would have never happened as I would have attempted to carry my phone and in the process realise I had no pockets because I wore my shirt INSIDE OUT, inside out my good God. I hadn't even noticed it till I observed something more painful, the decoration for the doors and toilet area was exactly the same material as my cloth, who in God's name uses an Ankara material for church harvest decoration, who does that for Christ sake, I didn't know what to commit sucide for, the fact I wore the back of my cloth or the fact my so called expensive ashebi jumper na decoration. I will never purchase an ashebi again, guess funke did that to punish me, maybe I am to blame, maybe the stupid church decorator is to blame, maybe funke. Na real wa

Lol Pele

Sorry, ndo no cry! The thing don happen, as you dey church na just praise God and move on!

This is hilarious.hehehe

Lol. It's asoebi

Guy u funny sha..today is nt just it 4 u

STFUareyouGod:
Lol. It's asoebi

STFUareyouGod:
Lol. It's asoebi

oh really, my bad.

LMAO...vewi funny

Eddygourdo:
oh really, my bad.

hilarious anyways

Hehehehehehehe ur church na endtime church

The funniest and most interesting post have read today [b]
"My enemies have finally succeeded over me" really got me cracking