The entire family of carbohydrates, from balanced diet local government area of food state, Regret to announce the death of their father, brother, and grandfather; Mr Rice who died in a fire accident along pot express road. He was 36 cups. He survived by his wife; Mrs stew. Twin daughters; curry and thyme. Sons inlaw; Maggi and Onion. BURIAL ARRANGEMENT; 25 December 2015, Body leaves kitchen mortuary to his home town dinning table. Music by plates and spoons. Cups and water are highly invited. Papa, God loves you but our stomach loves you more. May your gentle soul rest in the bosom of the toilet. Amen! Signed by meat and fish, for the family.