my landlady's children (a young man and a lady) came from abroad for the christmas celebration and I was called to come say Hi to them. So I took my girlfriend along with me, we got to the apartment and met them gisting with two of their friends that paid them a visit, they were just forming swags and yankee slangs. "yay mehn!!" "yuno wah'amsayin" "init" the mofos were even calling me "nigga" and asked if the girl with me is my "bltch".................. asin the forming was too much, and I hear say na last two years them comot go yankee. Me and my bae just sat there looking at them until breeze abi na wind con blow one horrible deadly messy smell(fart) it circulated the whole room. They were blowing their nose and looked at me and my bae with one kind eye like say na we mess am. I swear it wasn't me and I can swear for my bae, since I know her she never mess and it wasn't she that messed it. I nor con know why them reason me and my bae as the messer. I nor blame them.

I want to say something before....untill I check your monker.........



Pls move this poo to Joke section....its not romantic, but its really funny thou....

Lmao, may be nah your shoe dey smell den

Na ur babe mess am...

Shey my landlord fit tell me to come and say hi to his returning children from abroad sha? U cos ham sha , it means u don dey word with ur landlord pass boundary before. As for me i can't rent a house where landlord stays. cos their wahala. If i dey ouse uno go knw i dey ouse.

ur moniker has said it all

Well, I did Smile

Some mess fit pass n u no go notice am oo.


Nah when the thing begin smell like the food you chop last u go know say u don do something bad.

Your smell ha yansh??

I sure say na the rice wey them dey cook make you wait and not the discussion.

stupidity:
my landlady's children (a young man and a lady) came from abroad for the christmas celebration and I was called to come say Hi to them. So I took my girlfriend along with me, we got to the apartment and met them gisting with two of their friends that paid them a visit, they were just forming swags and yankee slangs. "yay mehn!!" "yuno wah'amsayin" "init" the mofos were even calling me "nigga" and asked if the girl with me is my "bltch".................. asin the forming was too much, and I hear say na last two years them comot go yankee. Me and my bae just sat there looking at them until breeze abi na wind con blow one horrible deadly messy smell(fart) it circulated the whole room. They were blowing their nose and looked at me and my bae with one kind eye like say na we mess am. I swear it wasn't me and I can swear for my bae, since I know her she never mess and it wasn't she that messed it. I nor con know why them reason me and my bae as the messer. I nor blame them.

Nothing wrong with them menh. You probably did not communicate pretty well. That was a good gesture from your landlady.

Looooool
Man said "the messer"

hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaah
I laughed so hard until I checked ur moniker

Mr stupidity you be clown,its not gud leaving with your landlord and avin words with him.

Your moniker spoke for you and your gf
during the visit.
Kpele

funny dud.....

...what more can I say

Since you are 'stupidity', I wonder your girlfriend's name!!!

Sorry @Op

When I came home for a funeral last time and joined in serving drinks, people were like "Bros, no be you go serve us naa".

They were expecting me to sit and watch my elders serve drinks when I was among the youngest there.

Na una dey cause am when una dey worship dem, why dem no go dey form for una?

One secret for you bro. Responsible, working class and "REAL"rich NAIJA dudes in Yankee don't use those words like sh1t, fvck and nigga except on funny platforms like nairaland ofcourse.

What a day!













But wait!






Who mess?

I know that everything that glitters ain't gold,

I know the shit ain't always good as it seems,

But tell me till you get it how could you know?

Medunah:
Well, I did Smile

Is ur siggy from J Cole?

Guy free dem make dem suspect u afta all mess no get toilet na as e dey hot nie u dey drop am.....but I really laff cha

HopeAtHand:
I know that everything that glitters ain't gold,

I know the shit ain't always good as it seems,

But tell me till you get it how could you know?



Is ur siggy from J Cole?

Yeah, a tale of two cities

K

hehehehehehehe


stupidity at it again

Applaner:
ur moniker has said it all

Exactly

Nimblemind:
Since you are 'stupidity', I wonder your girlfriend's name!!!

idiotness