1. If you check your account balance immediately after flashing your girlfriend; you are suffering from poverty

2. If you buy an egg of N30 and you add water to it before frying it, so as to devour N200 bread; you are suffering from poverty

3 If you have been using your sim card for the past 5 years and each time you try to borrow airtime, you get the response " sorry you are ineligible to borrow money". This means they don't recognize you at all, therefore, you are suffering from poverty

3. If you want to give N1000 as offering and you flash the money to the people sitting on your roll before putting it in the offering envelope; I'm sorry poverty is your moniker

4. If you feel like eating suya and you go to Abo.ki's place, only to collect "tasting" and zoom off; you are suffering from poverty

5. As a lady, if a guy invites you on a date and you come with batallion of friends just to eat his money; you and all your friends are suffering from abject poverty

6. If you buy an adult cow and still want to lap it on okada; you are suffering from poverty

7. If after drinking a yoghurt, you rinsed the bottle of the yoghurt and still drank it; you are suffering from poverty

8. If your soup is always watery to the extent that it rolls down from your finger to your elbow while eating eba; you are suffering from poverty

9. If you are always attending a party you are not invited; you are suffering from poverty

10. If you are always looking for ridiculously cheap data bundle worth of 5gb for the price of N200; I'm sorry you are suffering from poverty

Bonuses

If the only reason why you love your girlfriend is solely because she doesn't ask you for a kobo; Bro, to be candid, you are suffering from poverty


If you take an excuse from the usher to the toilet the moment your pastor says "offering time"; you are suffering from poverty

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Original Writer: Tosyne2much

Harbosede02:

Jolllyjoy:

Harbosede02:


Tosyne so yu don't like awuff of 200 naira for 5gb...huh??

I like it now hehehe

VampireeM:
Do people add water inside egg before frying it?? Am just hearing this for the first time in my life

tosyne2much:
I like it now hehehe

calddon:
11. if you log in to nairaland to check front page topics only to log out seconds later to check your mb, poverty might just be your homie .

12. you run to an atm machine stand in the long queue just to load 100 naira airtime , my brother poverty knows your middle name

13. you pay in 110 naira over the counter in your bank so as to make up your balance of 890 naira up to 1000 just to withdraw via atm, poverty tins

calddon:
11. if you log in to nairaland to check front page topics only to log out seconds later to check your mb, poverty might just be your homie .

12. you run to an atm machine stand in the long queue just to load 100 naira airtime , my brother poverty knows your middle name

13. you pay in 110 naira over the counter in your bank so as to make up your balance of 890 naira up to 1000 just to withdraw via atm, poverty tins

bwhahahahahhahaa roflwkmd


Ooooboi you go steal my likes oooo

Harbosede02:
u are suffering from poverty niyen...

I know my boo falconey doesn't like such

Harbosede02:
lol.....water or watery milk is usually added if yu wanna make the egg swell

falconey:


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flawlesRebirth:
.JESUSSSS...BABE...*I BOW*

calddon:
11. if you log in to nairaland to check front page topics only to log out seconds later to check your mb, poverty might just be your homie .

12. you run to an atm machine stand in the long queue just to load 100 naira airtime , my brother poverty knows your middle name

13. you pay in 110 naira over the counter in your bank so as to make up your balance of 890 naira up to 1000 just to withdraw via atm, poverty tins

fejikudz:
CHIA