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Mtn: You Can't Kill Me by 2odd(m): 8:48pm On Dec 26, 2015 |
I DEY MY OWN JEJE THIS EVENING OH!!
MTN COME SEND ME MESSAGE SAY –
YOU HAVE JUST WON 7 FREE DAYS OF
AMAZING FACT SMS….
SINCE IT WAS FREE NOW, I SAID, NO
PROBLEM…
SO I SAT DOWN, HOPING TO RECEIVE SOME
MIND BLOWING FACTS…
BUT I WAS SO SHOCKED WHEN I STARTED
RECEIVING THE FACTS…
(THE FIRST ONE CAME IN..)
*DO YOU KNOW THAT NIGERIA IS A
COUNTRY IN AFRICA?
(FOLLOWED BY THE SECOND ONE)
*DO YOU KNOW THAT WE GET MEAT FROM
ANIMALS?
SHOCK NO GREE ME OPEN MY MOUTH
(TRANSLATION: I COULDN’T OPEN MY
MOUTH IN SHOCK…)
(THEN THE THIRD ONE)
*DO YOU KNOW THAT FISHES CANT FLY?
THEN I LOOKED AT MY PHONE, I SMILED
AND SAID,
EHEN!!! SO UNA THINK SAY NA ONLY UNA
SABI FACT ABI…
SO I STARTED SENDING THEM MY OWN
TOO….
* DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN’T SIT DOWN
AND STAND AT THE SAME TIME?
*DO YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU STAY UNDER A
SWIMMING POOL FOR
MORE THAN 10SEC YOU WILL GET WET?
* DO YOU KNOW THAT IN 1993 TWO KIDS
WENT TO A RIVER AND SAW
A LOT OF WATER?
* DO YOU KNOW THAT WHEN YOU LOOK AT
THE MIRROR, THE PERSON
YOU SEE IN THE MIRROR IS STILL YOU?
*DO YOU KNOW THAT COWS DON’T GIVE US
MILK, WE TAKE IT FROM THEM BY FORCE?
*DO YOU KNOW THAT ABACHA WAS ALIVE
BEFORE HE DIED?
*DO YOU KNOW THAT ORPHANS DON’T
HAVE FATHER AND MOTHER? |
Re: Mtn: You Can't Kill Me by cosby02(m): 9:16pm On Dec 26, 2015 |
Do you know your father is a man and your mother happens to be his wife MTN 1 Like |
Re: Mtn: You Can't Kill Me by dpete1: 12:20pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
lwkmd oh!!! |
Re: Mtn: You Can't Kill Me by sandave(m): 12:50pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
do you know that u came out of pussy and not dick |
Re: Mtn: You Can't Kill Me by staymore: 2:16pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
Do you know that the wife of the President's name is Aisha? |
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