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Dear Ex- Girlfriend. by kelvinclint(m): 12:56pm On Dec 28, 2015 |
Dear Ex-Girlfriend,
.
Its ok to have a huge
celebrity crush, but please
keep it out of your next
relationship. I am your
boyfriend, not Van Vicker.
You have his pictures all
over your phone, you have
his posters all over your
wall. You barely have mine,
you rarely talk about me.
John Dumelo doesn't know
you, yet you give him more
attention than you give to
me. Majid Michael is hot and
sexy, but its not Majid
Michael who loves you, its
me. They don't know you, I
do. Harry Styles is famous,
but a retweet is all he can
ever give you.
.
I took you to that kiss Daniel
concert, I saw in your eyes
how you wished you was his.
I remember how you
slandered that girl he
kissed, because you were
jealous, because you wanted
to be her.
.
I read you wish on your
wishbox, you hoped to
somehow end up with Korede
Bello in future.
.
So I'm breaking up with you,
I hope Justin Bieber dates
you. I hope P-square feels
your heart ache. I hope Will
smith makes you his
girlfriend. That's if they know
you exist.
.
You claimed you are a
"super fan", and you gave
them more attention than you
gave me, I hope they love
you as much as I do.
.
Yours Sincerely,
Your new ex. |
Re: Dear Ex- Girlfriend. by Nobody: 1:05pm On Dec 28, 2015 |
Rants of a man in pain so because of that, ur breaking up with her what about u guys dat fantasize about female celebs? if it disturbs u dat she is fantasizing abt her life with HUNDREDS of male actors, then u need to get a life. talk to her abt it, instead of ending the rltnshp 1 Like |
Re: Dear Ex- Girlfriend. by Nobody: 1:06pm On Dec 28, 2015 |
@OP sadly 98% OF NIGERIA LADIES ARE EXACTLY LIKE UR EX, THEY WILL JUMP ON AN OPPORTUNITY TO FORK WIZKID IRRESPECTIVE OF HOW MUCH THEY CLAIM THEY LOVE U. "TEAM WHITE LADIES FOR MARRIAGE" |
Re: Dear Ex- Girlfriend. by Nobody: 1:09pm On Dec 28, 2015 |
LoL! You shouldn't have....it's just a crush... |
Re: Dear Ex- Girlfriend. by bobbyluis(m): 1:22pm On Dec 28, 2015 |
softappless:Bro white girls r d same too,they could kill 4 justin bieber 1 Like |
Re: Dear Ex- Girlfriend. by kelvinclint(m): 7:04pm On Dec 28, 2015 |
EroticAngelina:lol. Ur funny |
Re: Dear Ex- Girlfriend. by kelvinclint(m): 7:06pm On Dec 28, 2015 |
softappless:i the tells u |
Re: Dear Ex- Girlfriend. by kelvinclint(m): 7:08pm On Dec 28, 2015 |
Estharfabian:its a lot more than jus a crush. |
Re: Dear Ex- Girlfriend. by kelvinclint(m): 7:10pm On Dec 28, 2015 |
bobbyluis:LOL |
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