If you read these ten reasons (facts), my brothers and sisters, you will appreciate the freedom you enjoy here in Naija or anywhere else you dey.

Have you read George Orwell’s Nineteen-Eighty Four? Me think Orwell had North Korea in mind when he was writing that great nightmarish book. You want a country of propagandists? Come to North Korea.

Without much ado, check out the ten nightmarish facts about North Korea.

1. You cannot wear jeans in North Korea. Why? Because it is illegal. Wear am make dem catch you. You go no say Boko Haram gentle for where North Korea government dey.

2. If you are not a government or a military official, you cannot own a motor vehicle. Why? Because only government and military officials are allowed to own cars in North Korea. Imagine!

3. There are only 28 government approved haircut in North Korea. This means, you don’t have the right to choose a haircut outside the government approved ones.

4. If you commit a crime in North Korea, no be only you go suffer am. Your children and your grandchildren will suffer with you . For example, if you steal and are sentenced to jail, your children and grandchildren will go to jail with you. And if you receive a death penalty, your children and grandchildren will be killed alongside you.

5. If they catch you reading a bible or watching porn in North Korea, you don die be that. Why? Because it is a crime to read the bible and watch porn in North Korea. The crime is punishable by death. To buttress Fact number 4, if them catch you with bible or porn, no be only you dem go kill. Dem go kill your family join. Na punishment to your third generation be that. It is not new in North Korea.

6. Na by force to get radio for your house in North Korea. Why? Because na government put am there. Make I hear say you try put that government controlled radio off. No one is allowed to turn their radio off.

7. If you are a beautiful woman in North Korea, there is a high probability that you would end up in a woman squad called “Pleasure Squad” Na to dey service ogas at the top be their job. Make I hear say you no do when dem wan enlist you.

8. North Korean schoolchildren are not taught anything order than the history of North Korea and the heroic tales of Kim Jong I (Eternal President of North Korea since 5 September 1998) and Kim Jong II. Oro buruku toun terin.

9. You don’t have the freedom to choose what colour to paint your house in North Korea. You must paint it grey or…you know now. You fit offend “Big Brother”

10. North Korea is 30 minutes behind the world. Why? Na their government wind the clock go back by 30 minutes. What this means is that North Korea has its own time zone.

BONUS:

A. Elections are held every five years in North Korea but you can only vote for one candidate: Oga Kim Jon-Un.

B. You cannot take pictures of the poor in North Korea. Why? Because the government wants the world to believe that everyone in North Korea is wealthy.

C. Na only North Korea dey practice necrocracy for the whole world O. Imagine na Uncle Kim Jong wey don die since 1994 still be president of North Korea o . Imagine! Soro niyen?

--Folksync (@VictorDGaruba)


REFERENCE

Ankush Bahuguna – http://m.mensxp.com/special-features/today/27918-28-facts-about-life-in-north-korea-that-will-make-you-feel-grateful-about-living-in-india.html


CC Lalasticlala

Na die be this. Dem no born Boko boys or Shites boys well for North Korea.

cornoil:
Na die be this. Dem no born Boko boys or Shites boys well for North Korea.

I dey tell you, my brother.

end time country

Rotfl

*teary eyes* Not nice

Stupid country!

In addition to those.

Kijong-dong is a model city built to attract South Koreans to North Korea from the border, but nobody actually lives there. It is a ghost city.

Kim Jon-un killed his uncle by throwing him naked in a cage of 120 hungry dogs. He then killed his entire blood line.

There are huge statues of the supreme leaders in public spaces.
nd most buildings have a picture of the supreme leader.

. There are currently 2,00,000 prisoners in about 16 camps.

If you are a visitor, your cell phone will be confiscated at airports and returned when you leave the country.

. North Korea has only 3 T.V. Channels.l

You have to ask for permission before clicking any pictures and chances are, you will be denied.

Oh and the Internet is not available for use.

seunt4ut:
In addition to those.

Kijong-dong is a model city built to attract South Koreans to North Korea from the border, but nobody actually lives there. It is a ghost city.

Kim Jon-un killed his uncle by throwing him naked in a cage of 120 hungry dogs. He then killed his entire blood line.

There are huge statues of the supreme leaders in public spaces.
nd most buildings have a picture of the supreme leader.

. There are currently 2,00,000 prisoners in about 16 camps.

If you are a visitor, your cell phone will be confiscated at airports and returned when you leave the country.

. North Korea has only 3 T.V. Channels.l

You have to ask for permission before clicking any pictures and chances are, you will be denied.

Oh and the Internet is not available for use.

Nice one, bro.

Which kind of country is that?

I like the country but believe me at ur own risk

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folksync:
If you read these ten reasons (facts), my brothers and sisters, you will appreciate the freedom you enjoy here in Naija or anywhere else you dey.

Have you read George Orwell’s Nineteen-Eighty Four? Me think Orwell had North Korea in mind when he was writing that great nightmarish book. You want a country of propagandists? Come to North Korea.

Without much ado, check out the ten nightmarish facts about North Korea.

1. You cannot wear jeans in North Korea. Why? Because it is illegal. Wear am make dem catch you. You go no say Boko Haram gentle for where North Korea government dey.

2. If you are not a government or a military official, you cannot own a motor vehicle. Why? Because only government and military officials are allowed to own cars in North Korea. Imagine!

3. There are only 28 government approved haircut in North Korea. This means, you don’t have the right to choose a haircut outside the government approved ones.

4. If you commit a crime in North Korea, no be only you go suffer am. Your children and your grandchildren will suffer with you . For example, if you steal and are sentenced to jail, your children and grandchildren will go to jail with you. And if you receive a death penalty, your children and grandchildren will be killed alongside you.

5. If they catch you reading a bible or watching porn in North Korea, you don die be that. Why? Because it is a crime to read the bible and watch porn in North Korea. The crime is punishable by death. To buttress Fact number 4, if them catch you with bible or porn, no be only you dem go kill. Dem go kill your family join. Na punishment to your third generation be that. It is not new in North Korea.

6. Na by force to get radio for your house in North Korea. Why? Because na government put am there. Make I hear say you try put that government controlled radio off. No one is allowed to turn their radio off.

7. If you are a beautiful woman in North Korea, there is a high probability that you would end up in a woman squad called “Pleasure Squad” Na to dey service ogas at the top be their job. Make I hear say you no do when dem wan enlist you.

8. North Korean schoolchildren are not taught anything order than the history of North Korea and the heroic tales of Kim Jong I (Eternal President of North Korea since 5 September 1998) and Kim Jong II. Oro buruku toun terin.

9. You don’t have the freedom to choose what colour to paint your house in North Korea. You must paint it grey or…you know now. You fit offend “Big Brother”

10. North Korea is 30 minutes behind the world. Why? Na their government wind the clock go back by 30 minutes. What this means is that North Korea has its own time zone.

BONUS:

A. Elections are held every five years in North Korea but you can only vote for one candidate: Oga Kim Jon-Un.

B. You cannot take pictures of the poor in North Korea. Why? Because the government wants the world to believe that everyone in North Korea is wealthy.

C. Na only North Korea dey practice necrocracy for the whole world O. Imagine na Uncle Kim Jong wey don die since 1994 still be president of North Korea o . Imagine! Soro niyen?

--Folksync (@VictorDGaruba)


REFERENCE

Ankush Bahuguna – http://m.mensxp.com/special-features/today/27918-28-facts-about-life-in-north-korea-that-will-make-you-feel-grateful-about-living-in-india.html


CC Lalasticlala

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You must be a troll with your western propagandistic post..

see north korea they don't talk about and they don;t want you to know is working because they are empire of lies..

The recently unveiled Science and Technology Center in Pyongyang is not the only extravagant and somewhat peculiar-looking building that can be found in the reclusive nation of North Korea. Water parks, monuments, hotels, residential buildings — here are just a few examples of this unique North Korean architectural flair

even though I get Scholarship to go that country I go terminate am over night

scully95:

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You must be a troll with your western propagandistic post..

see north korea they don't talk about and they don;t want you to know is working because they are empire of lies..

The recently unveiled Science and Technology Center in Pyongyang is not the only extravagant and somewhat peculiar-looking building that can be found in the reclusive nation of North Korea. Water parks, monuments, hotels, residential buildings — here are just a few examples of this unique North Korean architectural flair

Op was talking about the laws (Dos and Don'ts) in North korea and not the level of development. You would begin to wonder what some people do with their brains sometimes

AlphaStyles:
even though I get Scholarship to go that country I go terminate am over night

Lol. Believe every lie the west tells you.

Mazeltovscotty:

Op was talking about the laws (Dos and Don'ts) in North korea and not the level of development. You would begin to wonder what some people do with their brains sometimes

Another ode.. What is do and dont ? It's a military state and a pure communist state with laws. Which dos and dont ? Crosscheck that with dos and dont in U.S... You will be surprised NK is more Liberal. Just because U.S do too much propaganda and no alternative media telling u NK's view ok. You should get some fresh brains ok. The level of development in NK is backed by its military. You cannot talk of Development without military and yes, it's a military state.

Mazeltovscotty:

Op was talking about the laws (Dos and Don'ts) in North korea and not the level of development. You would begin to wonder what some people do with their brains sometimes

Nigeria you can do all abi?
Nigeria get freedom abi ?
In USA you can do anything right?
Your brain must be licking

seunny4lif:

Nigeria you can do all abi?
Nigeria get freedom abi ?
In USA you can do anything right?
Your brain must be licking

who let this dog out?
Show me where I said you could do whatever you like in Nigeria and show me where i said you could do anything you like in USA.
If you can't, then it is your watery brain that is leaking on internet,

You be first class mumu
CNN don finish you
Ode

Mazeltovscotty:
who let this dog out?
Show me where I said you could do whatever you like in Nigeria and show me where i said you could do anything you like in USA.
If you can't, then it is your watery brain that is leaking on internet,

seunny4lif:

You be first class mumu
CNN don finish you
Ode

desist from promulgating your unrefined ignorance and foolhardiness just because you want gain my attention on nairaland.

Your attention

Mazeltovscotty:
desist from promulgating your unrefined ignorance and foolhardiness just because you want gain my attention on nairaland.

ollah2:



Lol. Believe every lie the west tells you.

guy no be lie I dy watch news and I Don see am I dy read no be recently them threaten us with nuclear war