GCE MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER Time: 2Hrs 30MINS INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS

1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20mks)

2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using Trigonometric identities, Derive a general formula for this type of love. (20mks)

3. You can boast of having 15cars and houses here and there, but u have never paid one term school fees for an orphan or visited the orphanage home in years, or even cloths for a widow. With a graph, Calculate the level of ur stinginess (35mk)

4. (For Boys) You're dating about 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s.
a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15mks)
b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5mks)

5. You are dating peoples' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity.

6.You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than 350k. Your daughter who is awaiting UME result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy both worth 350k... Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence.

7. (For girls) You're a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labor, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy.

8. U Cant Give Ur Wife 1k For A Pot Of Soup, Bt U Spend Over 10k In Bars n Restaurants. Calculate d Radius of Ur Stupidity, take π=3.142(200mks) GOOD LUCK!
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