GCE MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER Time: 2Hrs 30MINS INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS 1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20mks) 2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using Trigonometric identities, Derive a general formula for this type of love. (20mks) 3. (For Boys) You're dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15mks) b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5mks) 4. You are dating peoples' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. 5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than 350k. Your daughter who is awaiting UME result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy both worth 350k... Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. 6. (For girls) You're a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labor, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. 7. U Cant Give Ur Wife 1k For A Pot Of Soup, Bt U Spend Over 10k In Bars Nd Resturant. Calculate D Radius Of Ur Stupidity,Take π=3.142(20mks) GOOD LUCK! Advice from the invigilator: We are close to the end of 2015. Please drop all your bad characters before January 1, 2016. Wish you guyz the best. Love you all

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1. Percentage of time wasted =
2years× the number of times i fu*cked her
÷ by the number of times i cheated on her too
which is 2×40= 80÷80= 0

2. Using trigonometry formular

The phone i bought is the *angle*
The guy that she gave the iphone to is opp
Me that gave her fone is sin°
the girlfrnd is hyp

Based on the problem we have

Sohcahtoa

Formular is

sin°=opp/hyp meaning we over
M over her we tru

3.
I
I\
I \
I__ \______
X axis iphone
Y axis samsung

Slope dy/dx = 15-0
____ = 0
15-0
They have families too na



4.

%error = dating people sister
_________ × 100%

Your sisters


%error = i do and go
______ × 100% = awon werey

Laye baby ko jo 100%



6. father X
mother Y
X + Y = 350k
Daughter XY = 350k

X+ Y = XY

X = XY^2
Y=X^2Y

Dx/Dy= 2Y

Dy/Dx= 2X



2Y=2X
Y=X
They have no parental value

6 . P*ussy enlargement= Age ×
number of times of yanshing
÷ years before marriage

20 × 150 ÷ 4 = 500 metres wide dont
Pay her bride price please u can hide a gun
inside dat cave

7. number of slaps to be
recieved from wife=
1k = 3.142
10k = 10 ×3.142 ÷1
314.2 slaps = 314 whole number


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