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Bang Am Again! by babaibadan(m): 3:45pm On Oct 24, 2006
[center] A fourteen year old girl was impregnated and her
parents were crossed with her and wanted to know who
did such a wicked thing to their daughter but the girl
remained silent and after all said done she demanded
to make a phone call. After a while a red folls Royce
car packed in front of their house, the owner stepped
out said to the parents of the girl that he was sorry
but the harm has been done but he continued by saying;
If your daughter gives birth to a boy she is going to
be the owner of this estate and $500000,if she gives
birth to a girl its going to be a mansion and
$200000,and if it is a
miscarriage, immediately
the father interrupted, YOU WILL Bleep HER AGAIN.[/center]
Re: Bang Am Again! by robby1(m): 6:06pm On Oct 24, 2006
that was almost funny
Re: Bang Am Again! by BernieBoy(m): 8:32am On Oct 25, 2006
lol babaibadan grin grin grin
Re: Bang Am Again! by Memunah(f): 5:30pm On Oct 26, 2006
Really Funny!!!!!!!! grin grin
Re: Bang Am Again! by mazaje(m): 12:19am On Oct 30, 2006
ohhhh wa that was funny
Re: Bang Am Again! by Almeida: 10:39am On Oct 30, 2006
coolyehhhh right!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Bang Am Again! by cgbejula(m): 8:24pm On Oct 31, 2006
one of the funniest jokes i have ever heard. U r the bomb
Re: Bang Am Again! by chiomiski(f): 9:50pm On Oct 31, 2006
too funny.
Re: Bang Am Again! by whaleh(m): 7:42pm On Nov 02, 2006
babaibadan, is the girl in question your daughter?, just too funny
Re: Bang Am Again! by Oracle(m): 8:17pm On Nov 02, 2006
damn, that father is very impatient cheesy
Re: Bang Am Again! by obedz(m): 1:36am On Dec 25, 2006
very very funny but i don watch am for laugh patterns tho grin grin grin
Re: Bang Am Again! by alarinka(m): 9:10am On Dec 25, 2006
babaibadan:

[center] A fourteen year old girl was impregnated and her
parents were crossed with her and wanted to know who
did such a wicked thing to their daughter but the girl
remained silent and after all said done she demanded
to make a phone call. After a while a red folls Royce
car packed in front of their house, the owner stepped
out said to the parents of the girl that he was sorry
but the harm has been done but he continued by saying;
If your daughter gives birth to a boy she is going to
be the owner of this estate and $500000,if she gives
birth to a girl its going to be a mansion and
$200000,and if it is a
miscarriage, immediately
the father interrupted, YOU WILL Bleep HER AGAIN.[/center]
THE MAN IN QUESTION MIGHT POSSIBLY BE FROM MY PLACE, the east of the Niger grin grin grin
Re: Bang Am Again! by lilmadam(f): 11:05am On Jan 04, 2007
embarassed what a disgrace to fatherhood ,when he's supposed to be fighting the man!
Re: Bang Am Again! by papaD1(m): 12:27am On Jan 11, 2007
na so money dey work oooooooo!!!
Re: Bang Am Again! by papaD1(m): 12:29am On Jan 11, 2007
though if na me be the man, i go shakara to rich man small maybe he go raise the money up a lil bit. grin that am sure he go raise am
Re: Bang Am Again! by papaD1(m): 12:31am On Jan 11, 2007
sorry but i need to know which kind job the rich man dey grin i no want am to carry my daughter do money ooo
Re: Bang Am Again! by Beautygyal(f): 1:51am On Jan 15, 2007
heard it already but sounds funny grin grin
Re: Bang Am Again! by agnesoseka: 7:13pm On Feb 11, 2007
Old Gist!!

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