One Thing I Love My Country. We No Dy Carry
Last.

• You dey carry ur girlfriend go club; after u
marry her finish u wan stop
her frm goin to club. My broda u think say
miracle fit happen?

• Your babe WAEC result dy like her bbm pin
f9e8f9d, she still
dey ask for Brazilian Hair of #150,000 . Abeg
where
she wan fix am?, on top that coconut head?

• U have 8 tribal marks, stretch marks
scattered all ova ur body yet u
still want a tattoo...ah! my friend; u be
zebra?!!

• U are 6 feet tall, u still com wear 6 inches
high heeled shoe... shey u
wan whisper to God?

• U dey snap inside different type of cars
yet u expect ur man to
believe say u no cheat. .aunty, u be
mechanic?

• U gather different gals picture for ur fone
& yet u xpect ur gal to believe say u no
cheat.. uncle, u
be photographer?

• He give u engagement ring for over five
years, he never marry u, my dear, u be lord
of d rings?

•you dey pay your babe wey dey university
school fees and yet u never
write JAMB, U be scholarship board?

•U are 18yrs and ur sugar daddy is 70yrs old
and u still dey call am BABY, my sister, he
suppose be
ANCESTOR.

•Your babe is licking ice
cream...u're drinking pure
water...pls guy Are u
diabetic?
•U claim say u eat rice and stew, but u come
vomit fufu and
egwusi soup. Omo u be magician? .


The vagina is only 4-6 inches deep & girls
be looking for 10-12 inches dick! What are u
trying to do? To Take out ya womb?

I Fear Oo.

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Hahahhaha..I Ike the last question the big guns the better boo..u never know how it feels being stuffed with a bazooka

Hmmm

I laff (in china)

Lol

OK

lwkmd,d zebra part got me really crack up

Looool they are all amazing

"U wan whisper to God?"

Lalasticlala abeg

Laughs in 9ja (kikikikikik)