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Blame It On The Network! by tysante(m): 1:42am On Jun 13, 2009 |
A woman has been known to be investigating her husbands phone always. One day after preparing dinner for her husband, she went to check d husband's phone and found some messages indicating "sweetheart" and "honey". Immediately she dashed for the dinning table where her husband was sitting and confronted him with the evidence; Husband: (Without even looking up from his pounded yam and egusi soup, he chuckled and said ![]() scroll down and you'll see four or five others, If i haven't deleted them. It's the network! I have been getting all sorts of strange SMSs all day. They have been having seriuos network problems since last week. (For that he ate d biggest chicken in the plate then asked for another cup of water to show his confidence.) |
Re: Blame It On The Network! by showbobo(m): 11:46am On Jun 13, 2009 |
Duuhhh ![]() |
Re: Blame It On The Network! by romsky: 12:09pm On Jun 13, 2009 |
d egusi go choke am & d poundo suffocate if na lola |
Re: Blame It On The Network! by donsponky(m): 1:40pm On Jun 13, 2009 |
romade you and your bad mouth, na God go save u, ![]() ![]() |
Re: Blame It On The Network! by romsky: 1:43pm On Jun 13, 2009 |
wetin innocent me don do lola na my paddy & i know wetin she fit do |
Re: Blame It On The Network! by donsponky(m): 1:45pm On Jun 13, 2009 |
well i no fit shout ![]() ![]() |
Re: Blame It On The Network! by romsky: 1:46pm On Jun 13, 2009 |
of cus last tym i checked a mute no even fit scream |
Re: Blame It On The Network! by donsponky(m): 1:58pm On Jun 13, 2009 |
i hope no be me you dey yab make i no kill you here ![]() |
Re: Blame It On The Network! by romsky: 2:00pm On Jun 13, 2009 |
person don use leg slap ya tit comot b4 bah |
Re: Blame It On The Network! by donsponky(m): 2:02pm On Jun 13, 2009 |
make i try am on you? ![]() |
Re: Blame It On The Network! by donsponky(m): 2:03pm On Jun 13, 2009 |
see as you resenbol nigeria map ![]() ![]() |
Re: Blame It On The Network! by romsky: 2:03pm On Jun 13, 2009 |
wen lame man lyk u sabi carry leg? |
Re: Blame It On The Network! by donsponky(m): 2:05pm On Jun 13, 2009 |
i resembol your father naaa ![]() ![]() |
Re: Blame It On The Network! by romsky: 2:11pm On Jun 13, 2009 |
oh yes na u be d pikin iya basira dey claim say she born for my poor fada my babe no dey cripple o she donated her legs to charity just to put a smyl on sum faces |
Re: Blame It On The Network! by donsponky(m): 2:22pm On Jun 13, 2009 |
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Re: Blame It On The Network! by romsky: 2:24pm On Jun 13, 2009 |
such a pity u still dont know who got d legs |
Re: Blame It On The Network! by donsponky(m): 2:32pm On Jun 13, 2009 |
na you babe cripple leg naa ![]() ![]() |
Re: Blame It On The Network! by tmaintain: 2:58pm On Jun 13, 2009 |
I don't know what i did to deserve this message on my user name. ty_sante I have now been unable to send reply topics. And i have sent a message to seun but still no replys pls help me out! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sorry ty_sante, you've lost your forum posting privileges. Reason: Posting A Spam-Like Message (pls mail and provide your UserName if this is wrong) |
Re: Blame It On The Network! by tmaintain: 3:01pm On Jun 13, 2009 |
A Creditor called the person owing him some money and then he said: Creditor: Hello, When am I getting my balance cus i can't take this any longer from you. Debitor: "Hello,hello,hello, I can't hear you well o!, Hello,hello,hello , hello, D network is cracking call me later!, " pum |
Re: Blame It On The Network! by WafiJoe(m): 5:36pm On Jun 13, 2009 |
@ Romade Romade noh vex, ur name na Room maid or Room mate, or raw meat? |
Re: Blame It On The Network! by tmaintain: 3:03am On Jun 15, 2009 |
A boss called his driver that y he didn't he show up on saturday a the office. Boss: ARMSTRONG! Didn't you see my SMS this morning that i said you should come. Armstrong:"NO! I didn't get any SMS o! At all! If i got it I'd have come Sir! You me now!" Maybe there was the network problem. |
Re: Blame It On The Network! by donsponky(m): 3:02pm On Jun 16, 2009 |
why are u yabing my guy romade like that, see as you ugly like muzambiqe president ![]() |
Re: Blame It On The Network! by WafiJoe(m): 5:30pm On Jun 16, 2009 |
Chei, I still beta pass u na, i resemble current president, you wen resemble baba wen be pass president unko? And point of correct Room maid no be guy, na girl ![]() |
Re: Blame It On The Network! by donsponky(m): 9:19am On Jun 17, 2009 |
see as u ugly like poverty ![]() ![]() |
Re: Blame It On The Network! by lysaa(f): 10:09am On Jun 17, 2009 |
una ko yo. yeah network is a very good excuse. . been there done that. ![]() |
Re: Blame It On The Network! by Lolabbey: 11:38am On Jun 17, 2009 |
pomade try na wetin i fit do she don tok so.if na u nko? ![]() |
Re: Blame It On The Network! by donsponky(m): 12:25pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
i no fit shout :-Xhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
Re: Blame It On The Network! by Lolabbey: 1:00pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
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Re: Blame It On The Network! by donsponky(m): 1:36pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
what is wrong with ur eyes ![]() |
Re: Blame It On The Network! by romsky: 1:41pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
na result of her tatafo wafijoe |
Re: Blame It On The Network! by WafiJoe(m): 3:41pm On Jun 24, 2009 |
nah woa for u ohhhhhhhhhhh |
Re: Blame It On The Network! by lysaa(f): 11:54am On Jun 25, 2009 |
got a text this morning to blame the network for missing an interview i was supposed to attend after i already heard from a genuine source that some manipulations took place! ![]() |
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