A woman has been known to be investigating her husbands phone always. One day after preparing dinner for her husband, she went to check d husband's phone and found some messages indicating "sweetheart" and "honey". Immediately she dashed for the dinning table where her husband was sitting and confronted him with the evidence;
Husband: (Without even looking up from his pounded yam and
egusi soup, he chuckled and said "Oh, that message,
scroll down and you'll see four or five others, If i
haven't deleted them. It's the network! I have been
getting all sorts of strange SMSs all day. They have been
having seriuos network problems since last week.

(For that he ate d biggest chicken in the plate then asked
for another cup of water to show his confidence.)

Duuhhh

romade you and your bad mouth, na God go save u,

well i no fit shout

i hope no be me you dey yab make i no kill you here

make i try am on you?

see as you resenbol nigeria map

i resembol your father naaa your babe no be cripple?

chea yaaa sorry

na you babe cripple leg naa

I don't know what i did to deserve this message on my user name. ty_sante
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A Creditor called the person owing him some money and then he said:

Creditor: Hello, When am I getting my balance cus i can't take this any longer from you.
Debitor: "Hello,hello,hello, I can't hear you well o!,
Hello,hello,hello , hello,  D network is cracking call me later!, " pum

@ Romade

Romade noh vex, ur name na Room maid or Room mate, or raw meat?

A boss called his driver that y he didn't he show up on saturday a the office.

Boss: ARMSTRONG! Didn't you see my SMS this morning that i said you should come.
Armstrong:"NO! I didn't get any SMS o! At all! If i got it I'd have come Sir! You me now!" Maybe there was the network problem.

why are u yabing my guy romade like that, see as you ugly like muzambiqe president

Chei, I still beta pass u na, i resemble current president, you wen resemble baba wen be pass president unko? And point of correct Room maid no be guy, na girl

see as u ugly like poverty

una ko yo.

yeah network is a very good excuse. . been there done that.

pomade try na wetin i fit do she don tok so.if na u nko?

i no fit shout :-Xhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

what is wrong with ur eyes

nah woa for u ohhhhhhhhhhh

got a text this morning to blame the network for missing an interview i was supposed to attend after i already heard from a genuine source that some manipulations took place!