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2015 End Of The Year EXAMINATION QUESTION PAPER by Oilandgas1(m): 12:19pm On Jan 01, 2016 |
2015 End of the Year EXAMINATION
QUESTION PAPER
Time: 2Hrs 30MINS
INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL
QUESTIONS. ALL QUESTIONS CARRY
EQUAL MARKS.
1. You have dated a girl for 2 years,
eventually she drops you for another guy.
Calculate the percentage of time wasted.
(20 marks)
2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend
and she gave it to another guy. Using
trigonometric identities, derive a general
formula for this type of love. (20 marks)
3. (For Boys) You’re dating around 15 girls
and every girl is demanding for a Samsung
Galaxy and an iPhone 6s
(a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of
phones. (15marks)
(b) Use your graph to estimate your future
poverty (5marks)
4. You are dating other peoples’ sisters yet
you don’t want to see any guy with your
sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in
your Thinking Capacity. (20 marks)
5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a
petty trader, your combined household
income is less than 350k. Your daughter
who is awaiting UME result is using
iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy both worth
350k. Calculate the Percentage of your
Parental Negligence. (20 marks)
6. (For girls) You’re a girl and you have
dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the
law of diminishing Return to calculate the
substance that will be left for your
husband to enjoy. (20 marks)
7. You can’t give your wife 1k for a pot of
soup, but you spend over 10k in bars and
restaurant.
Calculate the radius of your ‘stupidity’,
take π=3.142(20 marks) |
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