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Predictions For The Year 2016 BY A Prophet by Tocheagle(m): 2:22pm On Jan 01, 2016 |
Mosquito will bite people these year , There will be lots of Marriages these year and lots of couples will give birth these year . Watch out for the rise of "baby mamas" and "pikin papas" . Naira and dollar will continue their romantic love making . Watch out for extortion from area boys frm busses these year . Tell Nigerians I said thus saith the lord "rainy season is coming " . Etisalat, Airtel , Glo and Mtn will come up with new Tarrif plans . Super eagles will win matches and draw matches these year but they should pray seriously against losing this year . Tell mikel to improve his game as God will show him Favour at Chelsea . Jose Mourinho will get a new job . Serena will win trophies again this year . Tell Members of nollywood , they will make lots of movies these year . We will enjoy some and fastforward the rest to the end due to boredom . Power supply will improve these year but Nigerians should pray against increase in Bills . Both Christians should fast for these Nation cos of protesters . They will protest but they will not succeed . Fuel price will drop. A new president will emerge these year (white person) . MORE COMING SOON . |
Re: Predictions For The Year 2016 BY A Prophet by Exponental(m): 2:40pm On Jan 01, 2016 |
People will charge their phones.
Tonto dike will make FP on NL.
Filling stations will sell fuel to cars.
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Some cars will have flat tyres.
Doctors will treat patients.
Engineers will get new tools.
Nysc will discharge corpers.
Companies will buy official cars.
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Re: Predictions For The Year 2016 BY A Prophet by falcon01: 3:35pm On Jan 01, 2016 |
nairaland will be filled with useless topic |
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