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Difference Between Nigerian And American Relationships by macho44(m): 11:54pm On Jan 03, 2016
Source: http://adielem.com/2015/09/18/why-men-select-certain-types-of-women-for-marriage/
Ever wondered why most Nigerian relationships turn sour after just a few months!, well here's the reason, just for laughs only. Happy reading.
American Relationships
Ist week = Date
2nd week = Hug
3rd week = Hug again
4th week = Kiss
5th week= Long kiss
6th week = Sex

»»Nigerian Relationship««:
1st day = Toast
2nd day = Toast again
3rd day = Toast again
4th= let me think about it
5th day = Agree
6th day = Date
7th day = Tried to hug but failed
8th day = Hug
9th day = Tried to kiss but failed
10th day = Kiss
11th day = Long kiss
12th day =Tried to have sex but failed
13th day = Tried to have sex but failed
14th day = Tried to have sex but failed again
15th day = RAPE
Lol just my thoughts.
http://adielem.com/2015/10/27/why-womens-breast-sizes-are-getting-bigger/
Re: Difference Between Nigerian And American Relationships by BrightEye(m): 12:06am On Jan 04, 2016
so u never see where toast and sex happen the same day in 9ja?

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Re: Difference Between Nigerian And American Relationships by macho44(m): 12:25am On Jan 04, 2016
BrightEye:
so u never see where toast and sex happen the same day in 9ja?
Na Olosho package b dat ni
Re: Difference Between Nigerian And American Relationships by ronald4lif(m): 12:36am On Jan 04, 2016
It ceased being a joke when you mentioned rape. Rape is a sensitive issue that need sensitization and complete eradication not something to tacitly encourage via jokes.

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Re: Difference Between Nigerian And American Relationships by macho44(m): 1:13am On Jan 04, 2016
Well Noted Bro
ronald4lif:
It ceased being a joke when you mentioned rape. Rape is a sensitive issue that need sensitization and complete eradication not something to tacitly encourage via jokes.

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