1. If your woman catches you looking at another woman, turn to her and say "sweetheart, I’m glad you don’t dress like that.”
2. Nigerian parents are confused. They'll beat their kids with the intent of making them cry and then start beating them again to stop them from crying.
3. Guys, When A Girl Say You Are The BEST MAN In Her Life, Don't Be Surprised To See Yourself Standing Beside Her Husband On Her Wedding Day.
4. The downfall of A Man is when he Moves From BBM to 2go.
5. Guys always complaining about girls that are looking for Richmen, you self hustle and be a rich man let girls find you too.
6. Very soon mtn will be Like Do you know there are people in your village that don't want you to succeed? Quickly text "thunder fire them"to 33505.
7. if your boyfriend is like 10 years older than u, just stop calling him baby. and start calling him: Uncle amos, Brother Boo, Sir Baby or bro Osaro
8. Those that use spoon to eat Eba are our major problem in this country.
9. It is only in Nigeria that you'll see a notice board say "man wanted with 40 Years experience, must be aged 25
10. Being a good person is like being a goal keeper,no matter how many goals u Save...People will only remember the ones You missed.
11. India has never been to the World Cup because FIFA won't allow them sing and dance for 20 minutes after every goal.
12. Girls please Your boyfriend should not be your source of income everyday. Cos it's only a relationship, not a job opportunity.
13. someone will just die with an Afro in Nigeria movie and his spirit will come back with a low cut. So Barbing saloon dey that side?
14. Strangling your wife for making indomie as dinner is not domestic violence, it is self-defense
15. How Can You Chase a GIRL for 4 Years. Is she your University Degree?
16. Don't be selfish,
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dat no 11got ma ribs cracking tho