We live in d age of wonders, a time when
u can actually buy a sound system 4 ur
vagina.
y? 4 d baby u're expecting, of
course.
It's called d Babypod vaginal speaker, & it was created by Spanish gynecology clinic Institut Marques. d gizmo is simple to use - u jst insert it
into ur bearded clam like a regular tampon,
& play d music through ur smartphone.
d tunes ar played at soothing 54 decibels,
a sonic equivalent of a silent conversation.
& y would u do all dat? According 2 d manufacturer, d music will
encourage d baby's development &
stimulate "d vocalization of babies b4 birth." If u're worried about ur beef flap's health,
rest assured dat Babypod has a zero chance
of causing skin irritation.
There's no batteries inside, no bluetooth signal
or anything dat could harm the baby, jst a
gud ole cable trailing out of yer muff. D price - $100.
But wait, there's more...
Singer Soraya Arnelas held "d first concert 4 fetuses expecting mums
plugged in 2 Babypod.

Source: https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/entertainment/what_a_time_to_be_alive_you_can_now_purchase_a_sound_system_for_your_vagina.html

Hmmmm.. .Endtime indeed.