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Stopid Questions Nigerians Ask: Share Yours Also... by steveneche(m): 8:33pm On Jan 06, 2016 |
STUPID QUESTIONS AND APPROPRIATE ANSWERS 1. You entered the bathroom, as you are bathing, someone ask you “what are you doing”. ANSWER: I’m frying fish. 2. You wake up in the morning you are going out a neighbour ask “you don wake” ANSWER: No na my ghost be this. 3. A family friend put to bed and someone ask “was she pregnant?” ANSWER: No she vomited an egg which later hatched. 4. You are in a queue at the ATM and someone sees you and ask “what are you doing here?” ANSWER: I’m waiting to vote for my favourite political party. nonsense. 5. You are going to church with a bible someone ask you “Are you going to church?” ANSWER: No I’m going to the shrine. 6. You are watching a football match and the scored a goal people are shouting someone ask “dey don score?” ANSWER: No the referee just died. 7. You are coming out of the toilet someone sees you and ask “Are u coming from the toilet?” ANSWER: No I’m coming from the market. 8. You are coming home wearing NYSC uniform someone sees u and ask “you don graduate?” ANSWER: No i just get admission for secondary school na the uniform be this. Rubbish! . Friends…I want to sleep, should I close my eyes? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Stopid Questions Nigerians Ask: Share Yours Also... by pweetychyka(f): 8:39pm On Jan 06, 2016 |
When someone sees you coming out from the bathroom with towel round your neck and asks you "you just bathe finish" Answer-"No, I go water the garden wen dey inside bathroom" 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Stopid Questions Nigerians Ask: Share Yours Also... by Shortyy(f): 8:55pm On Jan 06, 2016 |
Stopid indeed 1 Like |
Re: Stopid Questions Nigerians Ask: Share Yours Also... by Nobody: 9:04pm On Jan 06, 2016 |
When someone sees u and asks **is dis your face?** **no, my grandma in my body** 2 Likes |
Re: Stopid Questions Nigerians Ask: Share Yours Also... by Nobody: 9:43pm On Jan 06, 2016 |
Your neighbour met you at the market pricing something & asked, "you self come market"? Ans: no, na stadium i dae. Olooooshi 1 Like |
Re: Stopid Questions Nigerians Ask: Share Yours Also... by Sexxkillz: 9:46pm On Jan 06, 2016 |
They aren't stupiid. It's what makes Nigerians, Nigerians. It's a way of life you can't take away from us. Even you. You're also guilty of the above. 3 Likes |
Re: Stopid Questions Nigerians Ask: Share Yours Also... by Nobody: 9:48pm On Jan 06, 2016 |
Lol. So funny |
Re: Stopid Questions Nigerians Ask: Share Yours Also... by Nobody: 9:48pm On Jan 06, 2016 |
Is your daddy a male? No he's a goat. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Stopid Questions Nigerians Ask: Share Yours Also... by Rukkydelta(f): 9:53pm On Jan 06, 2016 |
Where is stupidity ? |
Re: Stopid Questions Nigerians Ask: Share Yours Also... by TonyeBarcanista(m): 10:03pm On Jan 06, 2016 |
There is no stupidity @OP. It's just the Nigeria way. It's not just Nigerian way. *Judas kissed Jesus as a sign of betrayal. Jesus Christ being aware of the act still asked Judud "You betray your master with a kiss?"* 2 Likes |
Re: Stopid Questions Nigerians Ask: Share Yours Also... by Nobody: 12:35am On Jan 07, 2016 |
Rukkydelta: |
Re: Stopid Questions Nigerians Ask: Share Yours Also... by Nobody: 12:36am On Jan 07, 2016 |
I use God beg una, u guys should be easy with the "stupidity" mention. My "mention is filled up. |
Re: Stopid Questions Nigerians Ask: Share Yours Also... by Nobody: 12:38am On Jan 07, 2016 |
stupidity:buhahahahahahaha |
Re: Stopid Questions Nigerians Ask: Share Yours Also... by Nobody: 12:49am On Jan 07, 2016 |
Adaure4ever: |
Re: Stopid Questions Nigerians Ask: Share Yours Also... by Nobody: 12:50am On Jan 07, 2016 |
prettythicksme:babe, hafa, u never sleep? Come lemme scratch ur back for you. U need it. |
Re: Stopid Questions Nigerians Ask: Share Yours Also... by jaykaylegend(m): 12:54am On Jan 07, 2016 |
stupidity:stupidity, you are freaking funny... |
Re: Stopid Questions Nigerians Ask: Share Yours Also... by MrCork: 12:55am On Jan 07, 2016 |
steveneche: ....so theise r the question u people ask ther in nigeria?.... u homebase people mennn!! (No ofeense) |
Re: Stopid Questions Nigerians Ask: Share Yours Also... by Nobody: 7:16am On Jan 07, 2016 |
stupidity:*falls from mahogany tree* shiooooor |
Re: Stopid Questions Nigerians Ask: Share Yours Also... by steveneche(m): 7:53am On Jan 07, 2016 |
U jst go back frm work n someone sees u n be like 'u don come back?' .... No o, i never come bak i still dey work.. Oloshi! |
Re: Stopid Questions Nigerians Ask: Share Yours Also... by Rukkydelta(f): 6:33pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
stupidity:Stupidity my crush, how are you ? |
Re: Stopid Questions Nigerians Ask: Share Yours Also... by Nobody: 9:17pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
Rukkydelta:crushing me? Will u gimme pvssy? |
Re: Stopid Questions Nigerians Ask: Share Yours Also... by vick555(m): 10:31pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
[quote author=steveneche post=41724384]STUPID QUESTIONS AND APPROPRIATE ANSWERS 1. You entered the bathroom, as you are bathing, someone ask you “what are you doing”. ANSWER: I’m frying fish. 2. You wake up in the morning you are going out a neighbour ask “you don wake” ANSWER: No na my ghost be this. 3. A family friend put to bed and someone ask “was she pregnant?” ANSWER: No she vomited an egg which later hatched. 4. You are in a queue at the ATM and someone sees you and ask “what are you doing here?” ANSWER: I’m waiting to vote for my favourite political party. nonsense. 5. You are going to church with a bible someone ask you “Are you going to church?” ANSWER: No I’m going to the shrine. Well I don't see the stupidity in the questions above, in as much as you are in Nigeria. Its kinda a way of life. But the only stupid thing I see is the respond or should I say the answers! |
Re: Stopid Questions Nigerians Ask: Share Yours Also... by Gofwane(m): 10:56pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
Lol. Mom: junior, while you were still a little boy, there was a day you opened the first aid box and drank iodine. Junior: mom, the day i drank the iodine, did i die? |
Re: Stopid Questions Nigerians Ask: Share Yours Also... by Gofwane(m): 11:12pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
There was a day i was watching a soccer match at the stadium after a heavy rain. The seats in the stadium were wet due to the rain, so i decided to place the newspaper i was holding on the chair before sitting down so that my trouser won't be wet. A guy was sitting beside me and this is what happened. Guy: bros, this newspaper na today own? Me:yes Guy: are you reading it? (see this guy o. You see me sitting on the newspaper and you are asking me if i was reading it. Shey i get eyes on my nyash ni)? Me: yes, i am reading it. And to proof to him that i was reading it, i stood up, turned to the next page and sat on it again. , , ,smh |
Re: Stopid Questions Nigerians Ask: Share Yours Also... by steveneche(m): 8:08am On Jan 10, 2016 |
hahahahahha |
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