Sept20:
Lol, I know how you feel

have u bn caught in action too?

your son saw you in a very intimate pos with your wife and froze, don't carry a guilty face around just play on as if nothing happened and it may slide of his memory.

sinaj:


U can kip ur village beauty crown, I dnt nid it lol

Local port harcourt girl. U can't even afford to make your hair

badonkadonk:


Lolz... Hahahahahahhhahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha...

*Falling from Palm tree.. *



Modified: You are even lucky the boy did not come closer to beat that your head or yansh... Screaming ''Stop making my mummy cry! Stop making my mummy cry!''


OR EVEN..

Come closer to ask you the father '' Papa! Wat do u think you are doing insyd my mummy's poopoo place?

funny, that's kid for sure

Mavelshee:
It was on a sunday afternoon during this xmas holiday. My wife and I decided get a little kinky because honestly we havnt had some good actions for a really long time. So my wife asked Martha our nanny to take the kids to our neighbours house upstairs for some play time and bring them back by 6pm. Kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa we don comot cloth, kpo kpo kpo kpo kpo kpo we don start pre-intimacy, and that was when it happened oo....Our 10yrs old son just opened the door "mum can I have some....." and saw his mum leaning on the edge of the bed crying and his dad eating his mums buttoks. Lo and behold this little dude just paused and thereafter there was a big grin + disgust on his face. My wife hasn't stopped crying oo, mostly because she thinks this kind of scenerio can eff up kids chemistry n stuffs. Plus he now looks at me somehow ever we are together. I hope he doesn't tell the others what he saw.

So please nairalanders how can I explain or brainwash my kid about what he saw that day.

embarrassing sight for a ten years old boy but as a father call your boy take him out just you too have fun with him go shopping and when you see that he is so happy then talk to him about what he saw lecture tell him it's how mummy and daddy play.....

At just about 6 I had my first sexual experience with an older female cousin(probably thinks I don't remember any of it whenever I see her and am just over 30 now) at about 10yrs I was pulling down the panties of female kids of neighbours in my hood. so my point, sexual experience imprints fast and longer than anyother expecially with kids who have eager minds.I think you should be concerned by the grin on his face.that grin is more like a confirmation of a licence to probe further into Sexual ecstacies.this kid looks like he might outdo me.I see the kid breaking a record.with the much he had learnt before this, that kid might have a 3some by fifteen even.The sex talk is now buddy.though we never had any in our time.sex talk?? Who gave a rat ass then.we would be beheaded on the spot if we where cut doing anything "nasty".goodluck

See how you carry am 4 head!?!


Just tell the little lad that he was dreaming or simply hypnotise ur son mayb it will do the trick.


Or betterstill leave him be. Because having sex in marriage is normal and it is what he is still going to do.

Dude, u cnt easily brain-wash a kid. Abi u get jazz to take do am ni? :p

irunoobo:




Local port harcourt girl. U can't even afford to make your hair

lwkmd

sinaj:
lol dat kind compliment dat was only for d milk shakes lol

lol...hoping to see d full pic one day

Please go to his guidance and counselor in his school so he or she can guide him on and tell him things he need to know consigning what he saw you guys doing it will make him to feel it is normal thing for parents

Mavelshee:
It was on a sunday afternoon during this xmas holiday. My wife and I decided get a little kinky because honestly we havnt had some good actions for a really long time. So my wife asked Martha our nanny to take the kids to our neighbours house upstairs for some play time and bring them back by 6pm. Kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa we don comot cloth, kpo kpo kpo kpo kpo kpo we don start pre-intimacy, and that was when it happened oo....Our 10yrs old son just opened the door "mum can I have some....." and saw his mum leaning on the edge of the bed crying and his dad eating his mums buttoks. Lo and behold this little dude just paused and thereafter there was a big grin + disgust on his face. My wife hasn't stopped crying oo, mostly because she thinks this kind of scenerio can eff up kids chemistry n stuffs. Plus he now looks at me somehow whenever we are together. I hope he doesn't tell the others what he saw.

So please nairalanders how can I explain or brainwash my kid about what he saw that day.

lool tell dem say u dey you dey help mommy clean her yansh before santa clause go release inside cos if he see say shit dey de yash he go run and dey nor go get xmas gift

Iduzenoni:
You sholda said, "my son, if you want the yansh, come and take it.

Shoroniyen?

So funny, that child shouldn't go and gist his playmate at school o

Big Thanks to all of you for your contributions. I really appreciate.

tell him that the mum had a boil under her bum bum,she asked you to help her remove the mucus. the crying was due to the pains as it was been touched. this will keep his mind away from what he saw for now........

From the OP's story they weren't having sex, he was eating ass. What will you teach the child, that eating ass is a way of reproducing?

OP should buy Essential Balm and give it to his wife in the child's presence. Tell the wife that she should use the Balm on her boils. The wife also should ask the boy why he has not said sorry to her after seeing his dad applying some medicine on the boils. ( I hope I spell the. BOIL well.)

I don laff die ! See how my yard people are looking at me as if villagers have come....
This thread is morethan a comedy show of 500k for a table...I love nairaland!

Simply bolting the door from the inside would have averted all these.

Bwuaaaahhhhaha... funny experience