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Nigeria Dating Etiquette by benedictac(f): 10:36am On Jun 17, 2009 |
Nigerian Women Yoruba First date: You take her to an Owambe Party, naturally she does not put on an under wear. You have sex with her standing behind a car in the dark end of the street. Second date: You meet her in a restaurant just ordering a plate of amala and two kpomo, she sees you and orders for salad, chicken, goat meet, turkey, etc. you go to her house and have sex. Third date: She is pregnant, but not too sure who is responsible. Ibo First date: She tells you about her being the first born of the family, and has twelve others to take care of. She eats and drinks, no sex. Second date: Her father is very sick and needs some money for urgent treatment. She shows you enough just to entice you. Third date: She has never tried it before, you are going to be the first person; however, she has two kids at home, so promise you will marry me. Hausa First date: Get drunk, eat a lot of suya meat, have sex. Second date: get drunk, eat meat, and have sex. Third date: Get drunk, have sex; lets get married. Rivers State First date: Where do you work, oil or gas company?, Good, go to club, get drunk, have sex. Second date: Pay for house rent, assist in setting up business. Play along, then off to her house, good sea food, and more sex. Third date: Informs you of one or two previous kids she has for two different men, and then the big one; she is pregnant for you, consider marriage or my Ijaw brothers will be after you. Cross Rivers First date: Rather you eat at home, makes good delicious Edikankon soup with lots of fishes and meat. Cleans up the house everywhere sparkling even before you are out from the gents. Serves you the food nicely, with a lot of sweet soothing words. Goes to the room, makes the bed and bingo, have sex. Second date: All your cloths washed, the house swept, moped, and dusted. Water to wash up after a hard days job Food is ready before you can change from your work cloth. Sweet words of praises, and swap; have an exhausting marathon sex. Third date: Cloths washed, house clean as never before, food is ready and served as if in a restaurant, then another exhausting rounds of sex. You are the one to now ask, "will you marry me". |
Re: Nigeria Dating Etiquette by lysaa(f): 10:57am On Jun 17, 2009 |
Me I've seen men like those women above o, its not just women. y do men want techie-maid for a wife sef? cos no matter a lady's qualifications , technically, they'd rather she passes for a maid (doing all the chores plus satisfy them). For this i say men are greedy! |
Re: Nigeria Dating Etiquette by romsky: 11:04am On Jun 17, 2009 |
i detest generalizing y not say to an xtent -% of men r greedy |
Re: Nigeria Dating Etiquette by lysaa(f): 11:10am On Jun 17, 2009 |
why is it paining u, cos u are included in the percentage of greedy men? |
Re: Nigeria Dating Etiquette by benedictac(f): 11:33am On Jun 17, 2009 |
i am enjoying this fight |
Re: Nigeria Dating Etiquette by lysaa(f): 11:44am On Jun 17, 2009 |
come, watch ya tongue dia! |
Re: Nigeria Dating Etiquette by Ben13: 11:47am On Jun 17, 2009 |
that tongue is too irritating to watch jor |
Re: Nigeria Dating Etiquette by PeeJee(m): 11:52am On Jun 17, 2009 |
Ben bring my glasses let me see their tongues, this one i put on is not realy clear , check on the table in ma room, good boy |
Re: Nigeria Dating Etiquette by benedictac(f): 11:55am On Jun 17, 2009 |
u dis benben if i start with u, u know now |
Re: Nigeria Dating Etiquette by lysaa(f): 12:18pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
we know every, na ya bro na. |
Re: Nigeria Dating Etiquette by Lolabbey: 12:59pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
Re: Nigeria Dating Etiquette by romsky: 1:08pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
lysaa wants to date me |
Re: Nigeria Dating Etiquette by benedictac(f): 1:11pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
are u searching? what about clemcy |
Re: Nigeria Dating Etiquette by romsky: 1:16pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
my clumsy is on leave her tenure don xpire |
Re: Nigeria Dating Etiquette by Lolabbey: 1:18pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
hmmmm |
Re: Nigeria Dating Etiquette by Ben13: 1:22pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
what's dat? |
Re: Nigeria Dating Etiquette by benedictac(f): 1:23pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
mouth odour |
Re: Nigeria Dating Etiquette by romsky: 1:36pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
take her to d dentist |
Re: Nigeria Dating Etiquette by benedictac(f): 3:39pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
to the one dat cleaned urs? |
Re: Nigeria Dating Etiquette by teissys(f): 3:55pm On Jun 19, 2009 |
Lol. |
Re: Nigeria Dating Etiquette by lysaa2: 4:00pm On Jun 19, 2009 |
romade: y didn't she see this b4 she was banned? |
Re: Nigeria Dating Etiquette by Abbygyal(f): 7:09pm On Jun 19, 2009 |
lol@ dem dates thingiess must it be sex every nw and den? any guy dat wants dat from me will be on a LONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG TIN! |
Re: Nigeria Dating Etiquette by lysaa2: 2:37pm On Jun 20, 2009 |
lie lie |
Re: Nigeria Dating Etiquette by lysaa(f): 3:11pm On Jun 20, 2009 |
Lysaa2 phewwww! |
Re: Nigeria Dating Etiquette by Abbygyal(f): 6:08pm On Jun 20, 2009 |
lysaa2: i knw someone will yarn. . . .no be lie!! hear am lol buh seriously . . . when person no be dog ! |
Re: Nigeria Dating Etiquette by lysaa(f): 6:16pm On Jun 20, 2009 |
i'm back at u. how u go use dog as reference? ok i get, dogs don't have shame. . they do whatever. |
Re: Nigeria Dating Etiquette by Abbygyal(f): 7:40pm On Jun 20, 2009 |
oh thank God u get it. . . |
Re: Nigeria Dating Etiquette by lysaa(f): 10:57pm On Jun 20, 2009 |
y? FYI, back in the dayz wey i dey skool, na 10/10 i dey get o. |
Re: Nigeria Dating Etiquette by Abbygyal(f): 11:47pm On Jun 20, 2009 |
lol yh rite |
Re: Nigeria Dating Etiquette by lysaa(f): 10:35am On Jun 22, 2009 |
are u doubting me? |
Re: Nigeria Dating Etiquette by benedictac(f): 10:47am On Jun 22, 2009 |
it is up to u |
Re: Nigeria Dating Etiquette by lysaa(f): 11:33am On Jun 22, 2009 |
to do what? |
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