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Guys: What If: by eyonigger(m): 11:30am On Jun 17, 2009 |
Guys: What if you marry a virgin and you find it hard to disvirgin her on the wedding night. Does it really matter? Because the way I get to hear this wedding night of a thing from girls, it seems to me to be a very symbolic thingy. Most especially virgins that I have met telling me they want to wait until their wedding night. Question here is, does it mean anything if the cherry does not get busted that night? |
Re: Guys: What If: by edogram(m): 11:36am On Jun 17, 2009 |
it dosent matter, no big deal, after all i will be very happy to get a virgin. |
Re: Guys: What If: by biola44: 11:43am On Jun 17, 2009 |
it doesnt matter, not all girls lost d cherry after d 1st trial! |
Re: Guys: What If: by Lexiwhite(m): 11:48am On Jun 17, 2009 |
The cherry will surely get popped if she's a virgin and its happening that night! How can it not be popped? It can only make things worse when u postpone it cos its painful, u will still go there the next day. . . so why put away until tomorrow what can easily be completed today |
Re: Guys: What If: by Omolola1(f): 12:11pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
Because the wife might not be able to bear the pain anymore |
Re: Guys: What If: by Busybody2(f): 12:12pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
Phew, just $90 to go to complete the $1,000 I have been saving to get a new hymen so I can achieve my new virgin status And if the issue of how I am soooo good in bed comes up, i can always say i read a lot of kama sutra books and watched some blue films too to prepare myself for the d-day |
Re: Guys: What If: by busybody20: 12:15pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
Busy_body: u rnt making sense! |
Re: Guys: What If: by busybody20: 12:23pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
Busy_body: Gud u modified ur post! Good in bed? Ohhhh PLSSS!!!! |
Re: Guys: What If: by Busybody2(f): 12:24pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
busybody20: Hello my runaway apprentice, you dissapointed me by not completing your training Anyway cos i have a soft spot for you i can always welcome you back to complete your training Well what i am saying is that I know this place where we could . . . err . . .err . . . y'know Or better still we can get it free on the NHS, get sewn up with a vial of blood so that we can become born again virgin, and as for the children, we can always procure some naija birth certificate and adoption papers to claim they are not biologically ours And think about how rich we will become cos we are not just going to do it once, but over and over and over again, marry as many rich fools as possible in order for them to pay us higher bride price, hence no need to continue our tatafo/gbaborun business Are you game What am i saying sef, i still be your oga so i don't need to ask that I am coming to pick you up tomorrow so we can go for the procedure, you are still living in that room and parlour i paid for right |
Re: Guys: What If: by Busybody2(f): 12:27pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
busybody20: |
Re: Guys: What If: by spikedcylinder: 12:30pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
Na wa o. |
Re: Guys: What If: by eyonigger(m): 12:34pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
busy bodies, please do not derail thread. Too early. |
Re: Guys: What If: by busybody20: 12:35pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
Busy_body: LOLssssss, Sorry i m nt a Le le. . . . So hence no game! you are still living in that room and parlour i paid for right Yes i m still there. . . . Dont worry i will check you where you squat at my neighbour's Farm. |
Re: Guys: What If: by Busybody2(f): 12:39pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
busybody20: Don't forget to remind me to get a gallon of caustic soda on the way to the hospital tomorrow to wash out your mouth |
Re: Guys: What If: by spikedcylinder: 12:42pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
Busy bodies, here's a nice little present for you both if you don't STAY ON THE TOPIC. |
Re: Guys: What If: by busybody20: 12:43pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
eyonigger: I apologize. . @ post, how hard can the cherry be? did she use ALUM to wash it? Its better u pop it or use the helpline (call a friend to help out ) Lexiwhite:hmmmmm how many cherries u don pop? |
Re: Guys: What If: by Busybody2(f): 12:55pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
eyonigger: Oops sorry One innocent question pls, i can see you said "its too early to start derailing threads, and cos i am an obedient child i will comply, but . . . but . . . but. . . when can we come back . . . er . . .i mean, what page can we come back to continue our derailing spikedcylinder: [s]I am actually here to make sure she stays on topic, cos she always can't help it, and I will be more than happy to deliver the lashes of cane if you don't feel up to the task [/s] Ok, I am serious now, I got the message |
Re: Guys: What If: by luxoire(f): 12:59pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
edogram: would she be the one to disvirgin you? i am sure she too will be happy isn't it funny how guys expect virgings and cant seem to think that women too may want same?? |
Re: Guys: What If: by spikedcylinder: 1:01pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
Virgin men? Inyama! |
Re: Guys: What If: by busybody20: 1:04pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
spikedcylinder: I wish!! Where r the virgin Men ? |
Re: Guys: What If: by Lexiwhite(m): 1:07pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
luxoire: And then when he doesn't know his left from his right, after getting u all high and then leaving u dry, u'alls frown and kill his dignity?? In my experience, most women seem to want a guy who can rock that boat and captain that ship - even in rough waters! |
Re: Guys: What If: by eyonigger(m): 1:15pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
Busy_body: There is no reason to derail thread. This topic is something that bugs the hell out of me, so alot of answers can actually help out. I wud not appreciate a derailing either now or ever. |
Re: Guys: What If: by luxoire(f): 1:17pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
Lexiwhite: isnt that only the case when you are deasling with an experienced woman? if you are both virgins on your wedding night then that's be. surely a woman saving herself for her husband should also have the right to a man that saved himself for his wife?! |
Re: Guys: What If: by Lexiwhite(m): 1:19pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
luxoire: That may be a desire, but it is also the cause of many breakups and breakdowns Be careful what u wish for. . . |
Re: Guys: What If: by luxoire(f): 1:20pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
Lexiwhite: why because the man was not experienced? or because he would want to achieve that experience whilst in matrimony? ohhh by the way @poster - its not about THAT PARTICULAR ONE NIGHT - its about being the first to get in there!! and for some men, it is power trip to know no one else has been there before them and it is their truly for ever!! so they will wait - wehether it takes them all night or the next week - they will wait afterall most of them have waited till d wedding already |
Re: Guys: What If: by Lexiwhite(m): 1:26pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
I'm not very sure i want to be the first in there, honestly. I'm not a sucker for morally-correct attitudes or behaviour - its just boring, I like them tested and trusted, virginity has lost its importance for the likes of me. |
Re: Guys: What If: by luxoire(f): 1:33pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
Lexiwhite: well well a man after my own heart - modern, honest with himself, realistic and likes something a bit dangerous!! obviously as savvy as you are i am sure you will both get tested before going in there protected or unprotected Morals in the right context is necessary and important but no point ppl wearing it falsely and thinking it is their guaranteed passport to a happy marriage |
Re: Guys: What If: by Nobody: 1:34pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
spikedcylinder: offtopic, how will flogging them with a er intimacy gadget (sexy whip) make them stay on topic are you er trying to arouse them into doing the right thing see as she is drooling |
Re: Guys: What If: by eyonigger(m): 1:36pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
luxoire: Dont u think not having the cherry popped is against the wedding night philosophy ? I mean the way this thang is set out is like, its a must they got to nack that night. |
Re: Guys: What If: by Lexiwhite(m): 1:37pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
luxoire: I totally agree oyb: I still dont understand how flogging will arouse a human being - its meant to be painful. . . and that should kill any form of stimulation |
Re: Guys: What If: by Nobody: 1:45pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
Lexiwhite: check the link of the whip or just right click on it - its named 'SM sexy whip' our moderator does have some interesting ideas on administering disciple |
Re: Guys: What If: by Lexiwhite(m): 1:47pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
oyb: 1st thing that comes to my mind is sexy pain what an irony |
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