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Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by rev2214(m): 11:51pm On Jan 08, 2016
Let him that has not done it throw the first stone. go and sin no more
Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by Donald3d(m): 11:51pm On Jan 08, 2016
MilesLamar:
Guy dix ur thread no go reach front page grin grin.. The mod wey dey push yeye thread's to front page, I av kill am angry angry grin grin
he is back from the dead
Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by Carowline(f): 11:52pm On Jan 08, 2016
Moz22:
What kinda poo makes front page these days? Every single topic was a hit, from politics to sports, yet no front page..Iyalaya yin nio

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Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by sawhite: 11:53pm On Jan 08, 2016
joystickextend1:


shocked you had a party for the first time. grin grin tell us more
my bro i kinda njoyed it sha lol,it was a flat we lived den,i came out and d 2 sista made me enta their room forcefuly,told me 2 kneel down in her room 4 lyk 5mins,and 4rm dat we vamoos to the bed,told me to pull my short and their fondled with my penis,am sorry kant continue. Sob sob

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Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by Nobody: 11:53pm On Jan 08, 2016
Honestly what's the point of this thread though? All I see is coded bragging from the OP.

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Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by Mayorjr(m): 11:54pm On Jan 08, 2016
hahahahahhahahajajajajajajajhahahahahahahah
!quote author=adepeter26 post=41793302]

Rotflmao... .

See simplified summary.... [/quote]
Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by sundoj08(m): 11:55pm On Jan 08, 2016
hungryboy:
My guy,

You get luck sef say woman lure you free of charge go disvirgin you,

My own, na me take my leg waka go ashawo house go pay ashawo 1k make she disvirgin me,
I no even ask am her name sef,
The only conversation we had was,

Comot clothe,

Put your prick here,

You don release,

Come dey go,


Na so i take waka leave my virginity for ashawo house.
Lwkmd aswear you're the funniest person ever.
My ribs oo

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Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by Moz22: 11:56pm On Jan 08, 2016
[quote author=Carowline post=41798359][/quote] did I step on ur toes?
Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by rheedor(m): 11:59pm On Jan 08, 2016
hungryboy:
My guy,

You get luck sef say woman lure you free of charge go disvirgin you,

My own, na me take my leg waka go ashawo house go pay ashawo 1k make she disvirgin me,
I no even ask am her name sef,
The only conversation we had was,

Comot clothe,

Put your prick here,

You don release,

Come dey go,


Na so i take waka leave my virginity for ashawo house.
U're a Baddest Nigga
Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by condralbede(m): 12:01am On Jan 09, 2016
This virgin stories Don tire me to dey read.....anyway at the age of 16 am still a virgin though!!
Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by Anijay1212(m): 12:04am On Jan 09, 2016
hungryboy:
My guy,

You get luck sef say woman lure you free of charge go disvirgin you,

My own, na me take my leg waka go ashawo house go pay ashawo 1k make she disvirgin me,
I no even ask am her name sef,
The only conversation we had was,

Comot clothe,

Put your prick here,

You don release,

Come dey go,


Na so i take waka leave my virginity for ashawo house.
Wicked
Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by Jollymich(m): 12:10am On Jan 09, 2016
People answers their name and act like their words lol
Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by MrBLING(m): 12:13am On Jan 09, 2016
hungryboy:
My guy,

You get luck sef say woman lure you free of charge go disvirgin you,

My own, na me take my leg waka go ashawo house go pay ashawo 1k make she disvirgin me,
I no even ask am her name sef,
The only conversation we had was,

Comot clothe,

Put your prick here,

You don release,

Come dey go,


Na so i take waka leave my virginity for ashawo house.

Classic. Comment of the year.
Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by tottinova: 12:18am On Jan 09, 2016
Nice writeup, really felt it.
Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by talktonase(m): 12:21am On Jan 09, 2016
For where you keepam wey you done lost am...go and look for it oh
Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by Divineluv14(f): 12:25am On Jan 09, 2016
sawhite:
my bro i kinda njoyed it sha lol,it was a flat we lived den,i came out and d 2 sista made me enta their room forcefuly,told me 2 kneel down in her room 4 lyk 5mins,and 4rm dat we vamoos to the bed,told me to pull my short and their fondled with my penis,am sorry kant continue. Sob sob

Continue joor angry
Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by engrkaz(m): 12:32am On Jan 09, 2016
hungryboy:
My guy,

You get luck sef say woman lure you free of charge go disvirgin you,

My own, na me take my leg waka go ashawo house go pay ashawo 1k make she disvirgin me,
I no even ask am her name sef,
The only conversation we had was,

Comot clothe,

Put your prick here,

You don release,

Come dey go,


Na so i take waka leave my virginity for ashawo house.
omo ur summary is a back 2 back hit....from remove cloth to put ur prick here....and COME dey go.......u killed it bro

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Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by shegssosplendid(m): 12:36am On Jan 09, 2016
kilokeys:
Its overrated... No regrets.. I try Na.. grin

28 for a guy..

Abeg make una download song wey i do for pesin wey thief am o..

https://my.notjustok.com/track/download/id/59385

nice song.... really nice
Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by Kennydoc(m): 12:40am On Jan 09, 2016
Empathy1695:



No much regrets though, but if I could reverse time, I'll not loose my virginity at 16 (it doesn't show I was breed from a God fearing family), I will loose it now, at least I'm way older than then.

Quite Disappointing.
So if you were to have a second chance to live your life again, you would still have given up your virginity before marriage. I'm disappointed.

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Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by Nobody: 12:45am On Jan 09, 2016
obiorathesubtle:

pls tell me how to highlight texts on Signature.. Thanks
Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by Nobody: 12:45am On Jan 09, 2016
imagine.. Na Xmas day I lose my own....

naso, ordinary play got touchy n catchy...


be4 we knew it, I don do push up for her skirt and step aside for her pant..


Naso I just dey move up n down

I can't remember hw it felt sha cos I was in Js1

up until her brother : my friend came banging at the door she's securely shut , kerewa dance no stop.

Na hin I don know say I go dey fukcshit wen I finally arrive adulthood

Yknow what,? I still see ds lady till date

and I still call her Aunty *****


Lesson of d story: anybody can wake up and make up any kinda story at all and paint it real, don't believe every narration save it has foto evidence(s) sad
Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by Sanmel(f): 12:47am On Jan 09, 2016
Hmmmm... Unlike innocent me that everyone around me believe I'd lost it even b4 I left secondary school cry
Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by Nobody: 1:00am On Jan 09, 2016
I fit help you take am o baby

Sanmel:
Hmmmm... Unlike innocent me that everyone around me believe I'd lost it even b4 I left secondary school cry
Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by dangotesmummy: 1:33am On Jan 09, 2016
Carowline:
We are so finished.... Where did we LOST IT ?
shocked

Gbagaun alert.wetin you loose shocked tongue
Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by ipledge10(m): 1:34am On Jan 09, 2016
sawhite:
16yrsold?,and u think ur innocence wuz taken, mine i was 10yrsold by two muslim sistaz moria and busayo,chai
moriamo grin
Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by DanielGb(m): 1:36am On Jan 09, 2016
hungryboy:
My guy,

You get luck sef say woman lure you free of charge go disvirgin you,

My own, na me take my leg waka go ashawo house go pay ashawo 1k make she disvirgin me,
I no even ask am her name sef,
The only conversation we had was,

Comot clothe,

Put your prick here,

You don release,

Come dey go,


Na so i take waka leave my virginity for ashawo house.

100% Weyrey...LMAO
Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by DanielGb(m): 1:41am On Jan 09, 2016
Divineluv14:

Continue joor angry
oh! now you remember your own deed. the thing don dey sweet you abi? clap for ya' self.
Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by GoodHealth007: 1:48am On Jan 09, 2016
Empathy1695:


I can't tell my mum I'm not a virgin, she'll feel terribly bad..And it's not Nigerian to discuss relationship matters with your parents, religious once for that matter. I have a few friends and they all think the same. Some say I'm shy, I act like slow poison, I pretend, I'm a pastor, I'm a nerd and jibes like that. But I've done things crazy things, I'm no more the guy who always dreamt of getting married a virgin and now I don't pray to marry a virgin either, I don't even deserve one. I think virgins should get married to virgins, IMO.


If your mother gets to know you are a virgin nko? Why will she feel terrible?

Abi na your virginity dem go carry cook jollof rice on your wedding day? undecided undecided
Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by olabolawasiu(m): 1:53am On Jan 09, 2016
hungryboy:
My guy,

You get luck sef say woman lure you free of charge go disvirgin you,

My own, na me take my leg waka go ashawo house go pay ashawo 1k make she disvirgin me,
I no even ask am her name sef,
The only conversation we had was,

Comot clothe,

Put your prick here,

You don release,

Come dey go,


Na so i take waka leave my virginity for ashawo house.

LWKMD... PLEASE COM TAKE UR VIRGINITY BACK. #IN ASHAWO'S VOICE. grin grin
Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by maxti: 2:06am On Jan 09, 2016
Estharfabian:
Guys actually care about Being virgins??lipsrsealed


Okay...this is weird.

Yes, more than you can imagine
Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by Socketbet: 2:07am On Jan 09, 2016
I don't know why some pastors cannot do without center of the middle undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by mizdizzel(f): 2:10am On Jan 09, 2016
Empathy1695:
My mum still thinks that I'm a virgin. I overhead her while she was advising my younger one in her bedroom. If only I could reverse time...

Here's my story and a very brief history that should give you a picture of the kind of family I come from.

I come from a christian home with very religious parents, I'm the 3rd out of 4 children. My dad (he's late now) was a serious member of the "die by fire" group of worshipers, and my mum, a children teacher in a famous Bible believing church. We were all brought up to fear God, and to live by example. I remember doing evangelical exercises with my friend back then in secondary school during the break period. I even preached in the bus on my way to school. I kept distance with the girls, and will not socialize much so as to avoid temptation. They complained I was too shy, and during camp meeting in school then, when boys and girls begin to mingle, I was either on my own or with my close friend discussing the bible. People will tell my parents that I was the pastor in our family and things like that. I too loved it, and I can remember dreaming and telling myself that I was going to get married being a virgin.

But things changed, so fast than I could imagine in that aspect. I'm still a quiet good guy (if I'm to access myself), I've learnt to socialize a little, but guess what; I'm no longer a virgin. I lost it 8 months after I graduated from secondary school. Worst still, I did it with someone 4 years older than my elder sister (our 1st born). I was 16+, she was 23. She lured me to her house that day and took my innocence. Not as if I didn't know something wasn't going to happen, at least I suspected it. Prior to that incident, she was always being nice to me whenever we cross paths..
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Okay, now I'm in my early 20's. I traveled home from school for the Xmas break and one of the days I was going to get something from my mum's bedroom, when I overheard my mum advising with my younger sibling who is yet to enter the higher institution about associating with the opposite sex. She was using me and the others as point of reference that we are all well spoken off outside and are still virgins.
VIRGINS undecided undecided angry embarassed? Well.. I don't know about my elder sis and my elder brother, but me, a virgin? I felt like I've let her down. I just tiptoed to my bedroom and began to reflect on myself. I'm not a player, but besides that girl who broke my virginity I have had a few more affairs, all are my seniors with significant age difference except for my present girlfriend who's just 6 months older.

I can't tell my mum I'm not a virgin, she'll feel terribly bad..And it's not Nigerian to discuss relationship matters with your parents, religious once for that matter. I have a few friends and they all think the same. Some say I'm shy, I act like slow poison, I pretend, I'm a pastor, I'm a nerd and jibes like that. But I've done things crazy things, I'm no more the guy who always dreamt of getting married a virgin and now I don't pray to marry a virgin either, I don't even deserve one. I think virgins should get married to virgins, IMO.

No much regrets though, but if I could reverse time, I'll not loose my virginity at 16 (it doesn't show I was breed from a God fearing family), I will loose it now, at least I'm way older than then.



you should be happy they still think your are a virgin angry my mum believed I lost mine from jss1 cry while I was a fvucking virgin angry

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