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Granted Wish by aphildam(m): 9:47pm On Jan 08, 2016 |
A MAN IS WALKING 2RU D WOODS,& HE FINDS A MAGIC LAMP ON THE GROUND.INSTINCTIVELY, HE PICKS D LAMP UP AND RUBS D SIDE OF IT WITH HIS SLEEVE,AND OUT POPS A GENIE.THE GENIE THANKS D MAN 4 FREEING HIM AND OFFER TO GRANT HIM THREE WISHES. THE MAN IS ECSTATIC AND KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTS. "FIRST", SAYS THE MAN, "I WANT A BILLION DOLLARS" THE GENIE SNAPS HIS FINGERS AND A BRIEFCASE FULL OF MONEY MATERIALIZER OUT OF THIN AIR. THE MAN IS WIDE-EYED IN AMAZEMENT AND CONTINUES, "NEXT, I WANT A FERRARI." THE GENIE SNAPS HIS FINGERS, AND A FERRARI APPEARS 4RM A PUFF OF SMOKE. THE MAN CONTINUES,"FINALLY, I WANT TO BE IRRESTIBLE TO WOMEN." THE GENIE SNAPS HIS FINGERS,AND THE MAN TURNS INTO A BOX OF CHOCOLATES. |
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