A man known for his drinking ability by his neighbours nd wife.once came home heavily drunk,so he managed to locate the door to his room.when the wife opened the door nd saw the husband drunk.she was shocked nd at the same time surprised that her husband was drunk.thou she said for her husband to be dis drunk,something was wrong.so she asked the husband why he came home so drunk.hmmmmm the husband replied,i went for a drinking competition nd came second.angered by his statement,the wife said.hmmmmm so after drinking urself to stupor all u come claim was the second position.the husband laughed nd said.why didn't u ask me where the person dat took the first position is.the wife out of curiosity now asked.where is the man that took the first position from u.the man replied.he is in the gutter.lol