A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE:

Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care.
3. Very bitter when mishandled.


CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:


1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond,
branded clothes and other expensive items.
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NATURE:

1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.


OCCURRENCE:

Mostly found in front of the mirrors.
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Other properties includes:

1. Reacts with MARY-K powder to form a sexy
Opaque surface area.

2. Very Stable in the presence of i-Pad, Blackberry,
and Galaxy Tabs.

3. Very Volatile when a corrosive element e.g Another Girl (AG) tries to take her BF by Substitution reaction.

4. Highly Unstable when the Half-Life of her
Radioactive Dating reaches 30yrs.

5. Makes a happy POP sound when a Basic substance like Brazilian Hair or foreign element like GUCCI combines with her at a high temperature of 100,000
degrees Naira.


ASSIGNMENT: Give 2 More Physical and Chemical
Properties of the element Gl that you know.