I Have been waiting all year for some one to just tell me who has been secretly sending me love messages to please reveal themselves but no one has come forth. I Beg una for NL no yab me o but please i would like to know that person and if you guys can help coerce that person i would be so appreciative!

*subscribing*

Abeg stillwater no yab me o! I no get the kin liver una de use collect shock absorber yabs here o!

Abi na u? . . lol

Tee hee hee
alarm don blow!

I must admit I am her and was just playing around.

lawyer:

Abeg stillwater no yab me o! I no get the kin liver una de use collect shock absorber yabs here o!

Abi na u? . . lol

Yab? I don't yab.

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haaaaaaaaa, You chicks are very funny! No wonder The romance section is the most sought after with chicks like you cracking us up!

But to be frank no be small thing o! Approximately 3 times or more a day, i recieve an email from this chick stating how she knows me, appreciates me, wants to marry me blah blah blah. She even calls me using a hidden number and switches off after 5-10 seconds and instead of telling me her name, she will just say your nairaland admirer She uses multiple email addresses so its even hard to track her down with one and although she hasnt been rude or offensive in any way, its becoming quite scary.

Shey she no know say if she marry me, na 2 of us go de pursue omonile together for jungle? Me wey never chop belle full sef, and one admirer wan put san san for my garri!!!!!!!!

Abeg make una help me o! My inbox don de full with love letter o!

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and what do u think ure doing?
huh?

okay so who is stalker,
u cant talk now when matters don come into the open?


secret admiring nah offence for lawyer side ooh!!!

@lawyer,
my guess is she patronises property section more than she does here.

tkb417:


and what do u think ure doing?
huh?

LOLZ!, trying to scare those stalkers away,  
How you dey?

LOLZ!, trying to scare those stalkers away,
How you dey?

tkb417:

Are you pissed?, stop acting like say you dey vex jare,
Who's your own NL stalker sef?

@ lawer
we have found one but i'm sure they are more than 1

sistawoman:

I must admit I am her and was just playing around.

Are you pissed?, stop acting like say you dey vex jare,
Who's your own NL stalker sef?

come on ur YIM
i have a package for u. and what happened to ur fone?

my NL stalker? say who die?
i dont have any

Hey lawyer!
I was about bringing my own case to you on this very issue,I guess I would have to take it to the almighty Father then.
Ka chineke mesie okwu!

@tkb417
I dey salute!

tkb417:

come on ur YIM
i have a package for u. and what happened to ur fone?

my NL stalker? say who die?
i dont have any

Will do, package? nice
Just thought I'll put out a stern warning,  
I ain't in DC Love, I'm sorry,  

Its as if i am not the only one that is being stalked/having an online unidentified lover on nairaland. I guess these are the risks for having your whole bio-data available for everyone to peruse

Me thinks its one of those nairalist peeps! Because i dont understand why they can advertise that they need a lover and still play hide and seek with the person. Continuous flashings with hidden numbers, random email addresses and love letters that goes to a dud email if i reply back. .  Dang! I dont know how much i can keep up with this!

Once again Sista Woman, i ask, abi na u? Tell me make i love u back o! I for talk say na Mukina but she is married to Arsenal (No room for double dating)!

With over 30 love letter emails in 4 months unidentified, dont you or the person think, we should just graduate from the honey moon period to just making babies since that's the koko of the whole stalker lover thing?. . . lol  

Abeg Make Una Help me o!!!!!!!!

i cant laff jare

with that pix on your profile why wont they stalk you to death?

fine goat kaya! like your self

abeg you dey back monkeys and orangutans too!

your stalkers will just increase 100- fold gbam!

ikamefa:


i cant laff jare

with that pix on your profile why wont they stalk you to death?

fine goat kaya! like your self

abeg you dey back monkeys and orangutans too!

your stalkers will just increase 100- fold gbam!

rotflmao

You ppl will not kill me

It's obvious that lawyer = Adam Brody =OBNOXIOUS.

Omo, ma jaiye lo

FL Gators:

It's obvious that lawyer = Adam Brody =OBNOXIOUS.

Omo, ma jaiye lo

someone is readin my mind,

I was just about to volunteer to be lawyer's NL lover/stalker. However, now that allegations have arisen regarding his being OBNOXIOUS or Adam Brody, I will respectfully decline.

How is Lawyer Obnoxious?
I hope you guys know that Lawyer is a Moderator

Interesting. . .hi mod lawyer. . .when you catch them stalkers, just pm them to me. . .

@lawyer

Hmmmm, how we wan take help you?? when u dey advertise email address and phone number

Jus enjoy the stalking while it last jare

Better still, inform EFCC, i sure sey they will help u investigate into ur matter.

FL Gators:

It's obvious that lawyer = Adam Brody =OBNOXIOUS.

Omo, ma jaiye lo

No, you are wrong

Lots of turn coats are around sha but Lawyer is not one of them

ikamefa:


i cant laff jare

with that pix on your profile why wont they stalk you to death?

fine goat kaya! like your self

abeg you dey back monkeys and orangutans too!

your stalkers will just increase 100- fold gbam!

You wont kill me

Lawyer
its me