poshestmina:


#LifeInUniport..Where you forget to 'form' once you get to mama Abuja

#LifeInUniport..When Nelson Mandela boys sit out some evenings looking for girls to yab

#lifeInUniport..when boys left the V c's office to come and protest in girl's hostel in the night in total blackout

#lifeInUniport..when houses are cheap in Aluu but only boys are staying there

#LifeInUniport..when Rccf members will wake you up by 5 am

#UNIQUE UNIPORT

Hubtain:

You remember Isa mai shayi around SUB...Chai! Always hanging around that place to get babes contacts.
Missed Jives and Golden Plaza too.

mazizitonene:
fixed....see as u dey paint skul in black .....

DeejayTafari:
hehehe Wida na mazizi tonene. Lol. As I see am na so I talk am.

mazizitonene:
aboy no do oo......for my year one i no dey talk wida.....not until i reach like 300lvl....in our year 1 days, if you talk am men hear am for your mouth you are OYO

BTW many of us no go basic go pursue woman.....maka why na u fit ask andyyyblazze

DeejayTafari:
#LifeInUniport.... If u don't know that End time preacher at delta park then u never get admission b that...

#LifeInUniport®... Which guy never went to Basic unit to hit on those fresh basic girls, na wetin we use learn work b that.

#LifeInUniport.... When they said they were using dead body water and juju to cook at mama abuja but boiz still didn't care...

#LifeInUniport... U dare not wear red and black to school unless u wanted to buy crates of beer for niggaz at EMMATEX.

#LifeInUniport... If after your 100level in school and u no sabi talk WIDA, then u are a Staunch born again christain.. WIDA is a form of greeting both for those who blend and Jew men alike, u must sabi use am.

#LifeInUniport...All hail those girl that patronizes pant and bra sellers at night at choba junction and will now come to class and be forming posh.

#LifeInUniport... When that girl approaches u nd u thought she wanted d D, she only wanted to invite you to CHRIST EMBASSY OLOBO UNIT

CookieLaVee:
#Lifeinunn Where an E in any GS course is a miracle.

#Lifeinunn Where you pack all the heavy weight text books to night class only to sleep all night and be hailed "a jacko-meter" on your return the following morning.

#Lifeinunn Where a girl's shiitting bucket is as important as her GPA.


Abuja versus Carva building was like APC versus PDP for Faculty of physical Science. #Lifeinunn


During exam, just when you sit down to study, everything on earth starts getting so interesting, even staring at a wall....#Lifeinunn

DeejayTafari:
na my year 1 I strt m buh na on code I first dy talk m nd who didn't chase basic nd certificate gals mayb u were jst nt interested.

mazizitonene:

poshestmina:


.Seems you are one of them.Those guys 'yabbed' me one day ehhn ,i felt like dying

mazizitonene:
hehe....not @all honey...i'm a perfect gentleman *in.sean.tizzles.voice* .....besides i never stayed in that hostel and i was a distinguished honourable but it was fun na.......what did you do for them to yab you and you felt like dying...that means you were guilty na

poshestmina:


Was going from Cbn hall to the park,someone was calling me i didn't answer him,next thing he started insulting me
I turned back to reply him,didn't know they were many waiting for me to turn so they could yab me. Those boys are trouble personified ,didn't pass there again cause I hate public embarrassment

LaurelP:
I'm a Lion....




who are you?
Where are my IJ peeps?
If you don ever stand for front of Ibiam dey sample chicks, holla.. when you see dem aristos coming in with their exotic cars. #lifeinunn

debuscket:
# Where doctor wood is more popular than d DVC
# Where ibiam gals form pass transformer
# Where a single gal in G-H mks everybody shout 'tanker tanker tanker'
# Where u must not flash torch at luv garden in d nite else u might see ur fellowship bro nd sis in "anatomical position"
..........life in UNEC

othenok:
Chai! Nostalgia!! A proud Lioness here. Can't forget Aki onu, the Okro soup at Archaeology Dept, Mai Shai in front of SUB. Wonder what happened to that "Akwa m iko" preacher

Aspiregreat:
chai! UNN can copy Ooooooo.

mazizitonene:
i think that's it....was a medical student......in my 100, 200,300 lvl i was dubbed "director of women affairs" by my peers......women were not really my probs in school...had 'em in abundance lost total interest in them by 400lvl when i knew what the world was all about .....cheers

but you see that red and black cloth......i thank God dem no hol me anyday o....d day dem hol my nigga.....i just dey waka like say i no know am

sinaj:
u damn right nigga

Esp dat red nd black ish!

D day de confronted my friend close to Engineering class, I stopped wearing red lipstick

Favolly:
You people are dry jare!

DeejayTafari:
#LifeInUniport.... If u don't know that End time preacher at delta park then u never get admission b that...

#LifeInUniport®... Which guy never went to Basic unit to hit on those fresh basic girls, na wetin we use learn work b that.

#LifeInUniport.... When they said they were using dead body water and juju to cook at mama abuja but boiz still didn't care...

#LifeInUniport... U dare not wear red and black to school unless u wanted to buy crates of beer for niggaz at EMMATEX.

#LifeInUniport... If after your 100level in school and u no sabi talk WIDA, then u are a Staunch born again christain.. WIDA is a form of greeting both for those who blend and Jew men alike, u must sabi use am.

#LifeInUniport...All hail those girl that patronizes pant and bra sellers at night at choba junction and will now come to class and be forming posh.

#LifeInUniport... When that girl approaches u nd u thought she wanted d D, she only wanted to invite you to CHRIST EMBASSY OLOBO UNIT