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Girl Calls Boyfriend A Bastard, Pastor Intervenes by ify123destiny(m): 8:46pm On Jan 10, 2016 |
GIRL: I have sinned; I called my boyfriend a bastard. PASTOR: So wat did he do to deserve dat? GIRL: He kissed me. PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor kissed the girl. GIRL: Yes! PASTOR: Well, that's no reason to call him a bastard. GIRL: But he touched my breast. PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor touched her breast. GIRL: Yes! PASTOR: That's no reason to call him a bastard. GIRL: But, he took off my clothes and had sex with me! PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor took off her clothes and had sex with the girl. GIRL: Yes PASTOR: Well, that's also no reason to call him a bastard. GIRL: Then he told me he has AIDS. PASTOR: You are a BASTAAAARD!! |
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