If football clubs were to be academic institutions in Nigeria....
ARSENAL= UNILORIN: Where the students work hard
throughout the year but fail to succeed.
MAN CITY= OSU: Where the students purchase all expensive
items and live large but are never interested in their primary
assignment.
LIVERPOOL= OAU-IFE: Where the students are very proud of
the academic achievements of their grandfathers.
MAN U = UNIBEN: Where students don't perform well in class
except during their final exams and achieve good results.
CHELSEA = UNILAG: Where students fail and put the blame on
their VC, after which the government would intervene to find a
new VC for the school every year.
REAL MADRID = AAU: Where students think they perform best
and keep beefing the best students of other schools.
Finally, BARCA = UI: Where students work hard, perform well
in class and achieve the best results in the whole country.
No beef please... It's just a joke.