iPrevail:


Your sister.. I'm screwing her. Hope you don't mind?

Ouch! Top- Class This

petkruz:


I'v cursed u, and I vow it would follow u! I must make sure of that! U just touched the tail of the wrong cobra, watch as your life unfolds, I only pity u.

you are of no consequences, old hag. Your words are monkey chants and dog fart. You got beaten and reduced to the wrinkled, dried-vagina tramp you are.

cobra, i'll eat your head off like a mangoose. Ugly blazing witch.

lezz:
Ah! Even without the letter indicator, I already know you're a female.

Your emotional leaning and indiscriminate conformity to unhinged social behaviours is appalling.

People aren't free to do what they want.

Human sensibilities can't be offended because the internet has become a boarder-less sphere where every drooling half-wit with internet subscription can access.


His very moniker was created hours ago after he was spectacularly exposed as a social recluse just yesterday.

Someone needs to call him out and point the light to him anyhow.

If you want to baby nurse him, start with giant diapers and feeding bottle. That's if you don't mind him suckle your boboo.

Ouch!

I think ororo(ganja/hard drugs) is at work here. My elders,have I spoken your minds?

OCTAVO:

I like your boldness jor! It takes the conviction of the HOLY SPIRIT to make people believe some certain things. Cos they are very deep mysteries. I will not even bother convincing anyone on this thread.

my pity is, dats hw dey will doubt into hell..it's really a pity.

Op, what colour of shirt and trouser am I wearing right now, I also lost a very important document, can u tell me where to find it thnk u

I jus dey observe all d girama

Hmmm, just today i've seen the debt of Nairaland...

I'ev seen categories of groups of people: Cult-like Clicks, Oloshos, D*ck Runnaz, Passers-by taking sides, Fetish people, Angels n Demons.

This is really interesting....And where is "MyLordship"? Come and hit the forum up!

mylordship:
Have you ever had a supernatural experience? share your experience.

One i had was one night at about 11pm when i was out with my uncle, actually he took me to a club, on getting there i saw three ladies walking with their heads as in their legs are upwards and their faces were downwards, in fear i told my uncle, and on seeing the ladies he said i'm just hallucinating, well i know what i saw that day.

My other experience is seeing a machine rider with his head on his hand, gosh up till now i have stopped entering a bike. 'you can share yours. cc

I insist you check into a mental home. It's not an insult bro! Plenty of Nigerians have serious mental issues. God willing you will be fine.

mylordship:
Have you ever had a supernatural experience? share your experience.

One i had was one night at about 11pm when i was out with my uncle, actually he took me to a club, on getting there i saw three ladies walking with their heads as in their legs are upwards and their faces were downwards, in fear i told my uncle, and on seeing the ladies he said i'm just hallucinating, well i know what i saw that day.

My other experience is seeing a machine rider with his head on his hand, gosh up till now i have stopped entering a bike. 'you can share yours. cc

I need you to kindly describe to me how the ladies were walking with their heads. Please explain the process.

mylordship:
hmm pray hard, u better pray hard, d enemies in ur fathers side aint hapi 4 u. jolllyjoy even at now im watching ur life history like a video

What's your prophecy for me?

...the OP is Psychic
Biko tell me wetin dey my eyes...i hear people get confused by them. Na God bless me sha

Comedy everywhere, as if the nation's problem is not enough, we have to deal with people like this. Smh

@Op, I believe you though you may have exaggerated some of them. These are difficult to say without sounding crazy. The people doubting you just have eyes but not tuned in. I have been airlifted from point A to B by a giant white bird in what would have turned to the most dangerous night of my life, that has shaped my world and left me with the conviction without doubt that there are supernatural forces out there.

lezz:
I've got to give it to you; you have all the enchantments of Delilah. I mean this positively. I just did a cursory swipe at your dp and you're beautiful with an effortless grace and shine.

You invoke multiple emotions within me : I want to hug you, kiss you and drag you into bed with me all at once.

Do not be perturbed, dearest, That e-witch is innocuous. She can't harm a pore in me anymore than I can get between a 100 cubic feet of President Buhari. I shall live.

After 90 days, she will get an incendiary reminder from me. Rest your soul. Where in Nigeria do you reside?

Sweet ladies like you deserve a fleshy gratitude.

waoooooo....fank u,fank u really good..I never knew u will heed to my plea,u should just let her be OK?

m blushing dear,fanx really good...her insults was really killing me,even tho she wasn't referring to me directly....just d state Edo is enough to scare d living being outa u...fank u ones more,and pls try and pray against those evil curses..will help u too.....
well am from a state in d south east...wish u d best of luck......fanx

mylordship:
who is jane?

hmm prophet let me hear from u sir

this is what happens when you chop road side sacrifice,wallahi I for like see this things as my dstv subscription don finish.

Mightyguy:
hmm prophet let me hear from u sir

ure a lucky man, u will go far in life, u have no worries

nosike3:
I insist you check into a mental home. It's not an insult bro! Plenty of Nigerians have serious mental issues. God willing you will be fine.

pray 4 ur mother

StoneColdBiceps:
Hmmm, just today i've seen the debt of Nairaland...

I'ev seen categories of groups of people: Cult-like Clicks, Oloshos, D*ck Runnaz, Passers-by taking sides, Fetish people, Angels n Demons.

This is really interesting....And where is "MyLordship"? Come and hit the forum up!

ure very rude, do away with ur character and d sky is ur limit, im seeing a great job coming ur way

silversonuc:

plz stop using amalar, e doesnt fix it completely, try artetunate. Thank me later

IM seeing a gun on ur hand, talk to me what do u do?

mylordship:
ure a lucky man, u will go far in life, u have no worries

. .... bro I believe yuh ...... wat do u see for me??

smithsydny:
I believe you 100% brother ..

BRO im seeing smting like a scholarship or award in ur hands

hawk05:
SENT U PM, WAITING FOR UR REPLY.

i will try to reply u but it aint easy bcaus iv got up to 100pms, i will just ignore some

Lordship what do u see about me? Talk to me

This thread is very interesting. Op, keep it lively please.

femi4:
You need procold

im seeing attack against u by armrobbers, u need to pray hard

mauricerex:
Lordship what do u see about me? Talk to me

URE A DESTINY MAN, u got no worries

xtervaganza:
you're a liar . A sick liar

hmm im seeing a divorce

ideatoprince18:
. .... bro I believe yuh ...... wat do u see for me??

hmmm bro u better pray hard, d enemies is trying to avert wats coming ur way, i can c u in a new country

lezz:
Ah! Even without the letter indicator, I already know you're a female.

Your emotional leaning and indiscriminate conformity to unhinged social behaviours is appalling.

People aren't free to do what they want.

Human sensibilities can't be offended because the internet has become a boarder-less sphere where every drooling half-wit with internet subscription can access.


His very moniker was created hours ago after he was spectacularly exposed as a social recluse just yesterday.

Someone needs to call him out and point the light to him anyhow.

If you want to baby nurse him, start with giant diapers and feeding bottle. That's if you don't mind him suckle your boboo.

Lezzzzzzzzz!!!!

Never a dull "follow"..

searay:
mylordship Can you see anything about me?

IM seeing u in benin 4 smtin great

Mylordship....you must be a prophet jus try and develop it and move closer to God. So prophet,what can u see abt me.