I beg my people, I need to know about this genital snatching phenomena that has crippled some parts of Nigeria. Is it real or imagine? Has anyone ever seen a genital snatchee? Has a snatchee ever been medically examined before and after the sntaching episode? I used to laugh off news like this, but with persistent stories of genital snatching, how can we just ignore it?

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[size=16pt]Genital Snatchers’ Invade Jalingo [/size]
Written by Chuwang Dungs, Jalingo
Friday, 19 June 2009 03:03

For the past one week, there has been tension and fear in Jalingo, the Taraba State capital, following the mysterious activities of a syndicate witchcraft that specialised in snatching both male and female genital organs after body contact or hand shake.

Police sources within Jalingo metropolis revealed that no fewer than 20 cases were recorded in various locations including places of worship and that the number is on the increase daily, while two of the apprehended suspects have been reported dead as a result of serious injuries they sustained from mob action.

The incident was first reported at the College of Agriculture, Jalingo, when students of the college went on rampage threatening to set a suspect ablaze after snatching the genitals of a fellow student.

The situation made the college authority to invite a team of mobile policemen to prevent the hostile students from taking the law into their hands. The action eventually led to the closure of the school.

Total madness

imagined i guess

bombay:

Total madness

Used to say that too

Well I can't speak for anyone else, but I would pay dearly to have women of questionable virtue snatch my Instruments on a regular basis, but for the fact that I have a willing girlfriend to perform that patriotic duty.

Jakumo:

Well I can't speak for anyone else, but I would pay dearly to have women of questionable virtue snatch my Instruments on a regular basis, but for the fact that I have a willing girlfriend to perform that patriotic duty.

In Jalingo, I don't think you have to pay.

What ? FREE Poon-tang in Jalingo ?

Well Jalingo here I come. By the way, does anyone know the way to Jalingo ?

naijaking1:

In Jalingo, I don't think you have to pay.

rotflmao

@post

I wnt beleive it until I see a fe pictures.

How do the place where the snathed genitals supposed to be now looks?

Jakumo:

What ? FREE Poon-tang in Jalingo ?

Well Jalingo here I come. By the way, does anyone know the way to Jalingo ?

. . .oh myyyy!!!

Toyin Na you dey steal genitals now? How many you wan use at the same time?

If dem steal person manliness come replace am with another  size or with albino own

I did not steal THAT genital.

But you might wanna recheck for yours.

dayokanu:

Toyin Na you dey steal genitals now? How many you wan use at the same time?

If dem steal person manliness come replace am with another size or with albino own

That maybe a problem

Back to basis: what is genital snatching?
How does a genital look like after it has been snatched

Jakumo:

What ? FREE Poon-tang in Jalingo ?

Well Jalingo here I come. By the way, does anyone know the way to Jalingo ?

hilarious

@Topic,Imagined.
Remember one guy who claimed his was stolen/missing,he actually picked one mallam from the crowd and claimed hes the one that stole it.NPF was called and the guy plus mallam were taken to their station.He was inspected and the thing dey there kampe,the guy later claimed its dead and have reduced in size and cant perform again.He was taken to one ashawo joint and was asked to test with one girl(mallam paid).The babe was screaming. . . oga u wan kill me lol,turned out the bobo never knack show for sometime cos pepper-no-rest.
Country hard,man must survive. 

ifyalways:

@Topic,Imagined.
Remember one guy who claimed his was stolen/missing,he actually picked one mallam from the crowd and claimed hes the one that stole it.NPF was called and the guy plus mallam were taken to their station.He was inspected and the thing dey there kampe,the guy later claimed its dead and have reduced in size and cant perform again.He was taken to one ashawo joint and was asked to test with one girl(mallam paid).The babe was screaming. . . oga u wan kill me lol,turned out the bobo never knack show for sometime cos pepper-no-rest.
Country hard,man must survive.

Now, we're getting somewhere. So, it's not snatching as in surgical excision of the organ? Otherwise you'd expect blood everywhere. So, it's like in getting suddenly impotent?

naijaking1:

Now, we're getting somewhere. So, it's not snatching as in surgical excision of the organ? Otherwise you'd expect blood everywhere. So, it's like in getting suddenly impotent?

Oga,the story is always distorted.
Some claimed its the skull bags(scrotal sacs) that disappear,others said the Koboko itself(Pen1s) wud shrink,some said it wont work again(impotent) etc
I strongly believe its imagined.

@topic: these people who claim their genitals were snatched are deceiving themselves. Why don't they just admit that they were born without a Joystick ?

ifyalways:

Oga,the story is always distorted.
Some claimed its the skull bags(scrotal sacs) that disappear,others said the Koboko itself(Pen1s) wud shrink,some said it wont work again(impotent) etc
I strongly believe its imagined.

Thank you Ify, now I get the point. People needing viagra come out claiming that their stuff has been snatched
Only in Nigeria