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Poll: Phemour: What Do You Think About Him?

I lyk him small: 16% (5 votes)
I lyk him big: 9% (3 votes)
I no lyk him: 9% (3 votes)
He’s a gay: 29% (9 votes)
He’s funny: 25% (8 votes)
He snatched my spy: 6% (2 votes)
I’m a she; n would lyk to be his next wyf: 3% (1 vote)
This poll has ended

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Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by teissys(f): 9:00am On Jul 02, 2009
Wetin be dat.
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by romsky: 9:50am On Jul 02, 2009
gold's fool
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by teissys(f): 10:11am On Jul 02, 2009
Goodmorning Sir Romade
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by sylve11: 10:51am On Jul 02, 2009
Oga teissy i throw way salute from distance o cool
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by kieykiey(f): 10:53am On Jul 02, 2009
hey! wats hapening here? wu dey marry wu?
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Phemour: 10:58am On Jul 02, 2009








[center]Attention!!![/center]
Teissys has become naughty, she said I’ve done nothing, she said I’m nobody but a dead end.

She has forgotten the panty I brought for her; she easily forgot a dozen of Braz I brought for her, coz me, I hate dirty braz which she always put

Now I reacted,

The issue crops up in my mind early this morning, I had to sneak out the toilet and lock her up in the toilet when we were bathing together early this morning.

I connected her to internet, I restricted NL Food Section on her laptop so, no food for her and no one should sent her food via E-mail.

Tyty will take over her position until she sends an apology letter to me.

So the Brides are in this order

Lysaaa – Bride I

Tyty (Fresh love) Bride II

Teissys (silly Bride) Bride III

Do take note grin
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by tytylayor: 11:11am On Jul 02, 2009
where is d money i asked from u?
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by kieykiey(f): 11:15am On Jul 02, 2009
you go soon know wetin dey sele by the time your wives collide and start 2 dey no e legba.  cry
ko tyty? den you would realise dat tyty is d hottest of al.
well sha i bin dey faer for you oooooooooooo, shocked
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by kieykiey(f): 11:24am On Jul 02, 2009
den den, kasala don burst, ase, uyou no get money wey you bin dey hala.
wo tyty o jare, collect your money from him. jor
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by romsky: 11:29am On Jul 02, 2009
i wonder ow dat needle & thread pant wearer syl go dey drag leg now as rich man don collect d wyf of lazy boi
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by tytylayor: 11:34am On Jul 02, 2009
no go talk dat kain tlk for where my ololumi dey o, dis one na baba alaanu mi o
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Phemour: 11:37am On Jul 02, 2009
romade o jare  grin
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Phemour: 11:38am On Jul 02, 2009
tyty ni mo fe grin
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Phemour: 11:41am On Jul 02, 2009
tyty dont beg me to release Teissys oooo
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by romsky: 11:49am On Jul 02, 2009
4sum
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by teissys(f): 11:52am On Jul 02, 2009
My head
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by tytylayor: 11:56am On Jul 02, 2009
Phemour:

tyty dont beg me to release Teissys oooo

wey money now
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by teissys(f): 12:00pm On Jul 02, 2009
sylve11:

Oga teissy i throw way salute from distance o cool

Dear Sylve,
I revenge in kind, Madam Sylve. Make una come and free me from bondage abeg. Phemo has locked me up. D boy is wicked. Take me to someplace safe and away from him. He wan force me to loff him and I know e no dey work.
NB: Remember to buy me akara on ye way to d toilet at d backyard; I haven't eaten for three days

Lotsa loff from your big siz,
Teissys
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Phemour: 12:08pm On Jul 02, 2009
teissys:

My head
Your head wetin? if you no hold ur lips now n i catch you, you go smell you nyash

tytylayor:

wey money now
Tytilayo cool cool

do you want your money in USD?, Pounds? or NN as in Naira

teissys:

Dear Sylve,
I revenge in kind, Madam Sylve. Make una come and free me from bondage abeg. Phemo has locked me up. D boy is wicked. Take me to someplace safe and away from him. He wan force me to loff him and I know e no dey work.
NB: Remember to buy me akara on ye way to d toilet at d backyard; I haven't eaten for three days

Lotsa loff from your big siz,
Teissys

sharap n eat malodour if you're famished

Remember, you can still be free if you write an apology letter

Stay cool in toilet tongue grin
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by teissys(f): 12:22pm On Jul 02, 2009
Love is wicked
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Phemour: 12:30pm On Jul 02, 2009
Brick and Lace
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by sylve11: 12:44pm On Jul 02, 2009
Phemor please remove my ololumi name from ur bride's list angry angry angry angry angry angry angry cool
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by romsky: 12:49pm On Jul 02, 2009
cool
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by tytylayor: 1:03pm On Jul 02, 2009
ye shocked shocked yawa don gass shocked shocked
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Phemour: 3:25pm On Jul 02, 2009
sylve11:

Phemor please remove my ololumi name from ur bride's list angry angry angry angry angry angry angry cool
Akara toba wo inu eko kole jade mo

Tyty mi can explain tat
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by dominique(f): 3:29pm On Jul 02, 2009
he he he grin grin grin phemour, were do you keep getting this diabetic and choleric yoruba from tongue
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by PeeJee(m): 3:35pm On Jul 02, 2009
phemour which Jazzzzzzzz u use wey those gal just dey fall for like that? angry
teissys:

Love is wicked
and u my Kenya queen why must u suffer ur sef while real man like me wey go respect u and care for u bone that guy let me take u for a little trip to Trento in Italy this weekend , u will love it wink kiss
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by romsky: 5:01pm On Jul 02, 2009
abeg go siddon u get lie lie mouth & piece of decoration abuna
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by sylve11: 5:32pm On Jul 02, 2009
Phemour:

Akara toba wo inu eko kole jade mo

Tyty mi can explain tat


Idiot! cool
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Phemour: 5:47pm On Jul 02, 2009
he's furious
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by tytylayor: 5:48pm On Jul 02, 2009
take ur time o angry
Re: Tytylayor, Lysaaa, Teissys, Wed Phemour: Tomorrow by Phemour: 6:13pm On Jul 02, 2009
tyty mi, are you on YIM? grin kiss

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