the moment we've been waitin for, it finally came
the summer rap battle seperating the guys from the dames
nigga u get some weak metaphors, thinkin u mite get applause
dude u cant deliver like old ladies in menopause

I slightly felt ur bars, but dat name chrisical
better be changed to ur present situation "CRITICAL"
thats wut it's gonna be cuz u mite end up wit em stiches too
why start this battle wen u obviously are finished soon

I.m way beyond hot to be messed wit
so dont sweat the technique/ or else u gon end wit d same fate as elvis
wit more heat dan hell brings
u'll choke off the smoke dat ma pad n ma pen brings.

I guess u had a chance to prove ur amatuer acting
puttin up a fake front n u callin dat rappin
wit affirmative action/ chrisical is up for smacking
for a protection meet sauron,i think he's got a magnum[/color]. [/b]

I'M DONE

H.J,you gonna win?No coz upon you i'm set to vent my spleen
         When i'm through,you will surely be remembered like halloween

         You can't be next-rated,you are x-rated
        Better you learn my moves coz like NITEL your whole style's outdated

        Imagine H.J(Hungry Jackass) claiming to be of high rank and rap hero
        Be aware,when i drop metaphors,i will surely strip you down to level zero

       Your weak lines blur,  need some lenses
      I'm often short of pad coz my rhymes flow like menses

       You and your crew are broken fences i'm the new kid on the block
       Your vicious circle is my mission and ur end-time here,that's y am working round the clock

      I'm red-eyed,know the crowd mentality and am still banging
      You ain't a good image for rap,u need rebranding

      You're lacklustre while i keep shinning like a diamond necklace
      Slow and steady or fast and furious,i will still win this race

     Rap nonentity,your dopest ish is my weakest joint
     Even with the net in your face,you still woudn't score 3 points

kay_pumpin:

Sorry if i am not supposed to go about it this way but is this not biting?

Punchlines keep flowing so i'm with my pad always  -------------------Terry Da Rapman(sample remix)


I'm often short of pad coz my rhymes flow like menses------------------Chrisical

BTW,like i stated earlier,if this ain't the right way and mode to go about letting my discovery known,i am sorry  

D1KeleVra:

lalaboi, where are my lines? I don't have it saved or on a pad, so. . .

MrCrackles:

Man this is bleeped up, jacking rhymes and all,  . . . . .Cant be arsed with this shit no more!
90% of cats who come on to this forum to spit jack lines and are well lazy to even disguise them!
mess it LALA!

darequam:

@lalaboi
i thought i posted my lines here yesterday, where tha fukc r they?
And also that of my opponent

lalaboi:

So in three words. . .You pulling out?
You posted your lines in another thread in  zigzag waka wiki format. . . .how does that work

Dude this whole thing is flawed man. . . . . . .I might just stick to dropping daily missiles in the flow for rank and freestyle threads!

MrCrackles:

Dude this whole thing is flawed man. . . . . . .I might just stick to dropping daily missiles in ther flow for rank and freestyle threads!

lalaboi:

Yep. . . .whats the point of holding a tourney anyway when half of peeps who requested for it have pulled out. . . .
Mehn. . .i dnt mind shouldering the blame. . . .All i tried doing was try getting enough peeps since the other netcees are seasonal. . . .no contact. . .no nothing. . . .
What good will a tourney of 5 or 6people serve?? . . . .

Krayola:

Come on, guys. This stuff is all in the name of good time. Let's compete and have some fun with this. . It's an online rap battle for fukcs sake. . it obviously isn't goin to be a real measure of anyone's rapping skills, its just something we're doing for the hell of it. Lets try to make it happen, please!!!

MrCrackles:

Personally, no disrespect to anyone else, the line up has to be quality. . . . . . .cats need to be honest. . . . . . . otherwise no point!

Ibime:

Look at this nincompoop. . . . how can a tortoise pull out of a wrestling contest on the pretext that there are no lions in the contest. . . .of everyone in the field, MrCrackles is surely the weakest contender. . . . if the Lions have pulled out, at least face the hyenas and see whether you can match their strength. . . . abi na tortoise sense you dey use escape?. . . .  

I can beat my chest and say I am a Lion and I am willing to take part in the tourney. . . . I ask Sauron and Wrdsmith to join the tourney. . . . infact, I challenge them to join the tourney if they think they are the top dog. . . . they better come and prove it!  

kay_pumpin:

Sorry if i am not supposed to go about it this way but is this not biting?

Punchlines keep flowing so i'm with my pad always -------------------Terry Da Rapman(sample remix)


I'm often short of pad coz my rhymes flow like menses------------------Chrisical

BTW,like i stated earlier,if this ain't the right way and mode to go about letting my discovery known,i am sorry

Ibime:

Look at this nincompoop. . . . how can a tortoise pull out of a wrestling contest on the pretext that there are no lions in the contest. . . .of everyone in the field, MrCrackles is surely the weakest contender. . . . if the Lions have pulled out, at least face the hyenas and see whether you can match their strength. . . . abi na tortoise sense you dey use escape?. . . .  

You are a fool, toothless vagabond!
I only said no point, if it is not going to be competitive
Wonder how you arrived at Mr Crackles being the worst contender when i jab and stab atchu consistently. . . . . . .
Dont let this personal vendetta with me becloud your sense of judgement and reasoning, you cockstain!

MrCrackles:

You are a fool, toothless vagabond!
I only said no point, if it is not going to be competitive

Ibime:

Competitive? Who do you think you are competing with?
Almost everyone in this tourney would outcompete you, even for the simple fact that their bars actually rhyme!
Again, can a tortoise complain about lack of competition in a field full of hyenas?

I aint competing with anyone here coz i already proved my worth!
If everyone in the tourney is capable of outcompeting me, fairplay
The point is you havnt recovered from when i broke your spirits ,so i understand your beef!
You jack rhymes and pilfer bars, all of a sudden you are a lion? . . . . Fall back kid, you missed the train!
I wasnt the only one that exposed it, your beef with me and Sauron resulting in your naysaying was because we busted you
I d save the beef till when you cross me in the tourney!
This shit is getting edgy and itchy

Ibime:

You must be suffering from delusions of grandeur!

And no one does it better other than you, fool!
Really your starting to piss me off dude, and if that is what you want, i am ready!
Your beef from sports all the way to the rap threads, because of what?
You should be ashamed of yourself, because you are a fraud and you know it
Do us a favour, zip it shut, save your ejaculations for the tourney or rot in hell with Satan, you donkey  

MrCrackles:

I aint competing with anyone here coz i already proved my worth!
If everyone in the tourney is capable of outcompeting me, fairplay
The point is you havnt recovered from when i broke your spirits ,so i understand your beef!
You jack rhymes and pilfer bars, all of a sudden you are a lion? . . . . Fall back kid, you missed the train!
I wasnt the only one that exposed it, your beef with me and Sauron resulting in your naysaying was because we busted you
I d save the beef till when you cross me in the tourney!
This shit is getting edgy and itchy

Ibime:

Spurious allegations are like dirt on my shoulder. . . I brush it off. . . . Sauron is used to making nonsense allegations despite the fact that his verses contain the most generic material. . . you should be able tell that the allegations he made against me were facetious because he included a lot of smileys. . . . unseasoned heads like yourself wouldn't know that 'Bonaparte/ Bone apart' lines are very generic. . . . Sauron is a dubious character who often 'tags' generic lines in other peoples verses as 'biting', as he did to H.J. . . . if you look at the little series of verses Sauron wrote against Ofokasibe last night, almost all of those lines are generic and can all be found on the net!  . . . . I am a seasoned vet, so I know these games. 

Ibime:

Now, the content in bold refers, that you will be getting knocked out in round 1 of the tournament, because Lalaboi is mandated to draw us together in order to bring this pseudo-beef to an inevitable conclusion.  . It should be obvious to Lalaboi that if he does not draw us against each other, we will never meet further down the line because whoever else you are drawn against will knock you out in the first round. I just wanna be the one to do it. 

Like the diplomats, M READY!
I already bleeped your ego up on the freestyle lounge, reason why you keep cooking the beef
Niggas with chitin like clavicles make the most noise!
We got a sieve already, so all those stolen bars wont be going un-noticed!
Peace

MrCrackles:

Like the diplomats, M READY!
I already bleeped your ego up on the freestyle lounge, reason why you keep cooking the beef
Niggas with chitin like clavicles make the most noise!
We got a sieve already, so all those stolen bars wont be going un-noticed!
Peace

Ibime:

hehehehe. . . . . MrCrackles, you know I like teasing you. . . . no need for furious spizzle-spazzle. . . . I only keep antagonizing you cos I see you as easy food in round 1.

Well lalaboi, you know what to do! Ibime vs MrCrackles in round 1.
It is a prerequisite condition for my participation in this tournament that I am drawn against MrCrackles in round 1, otherwise, no show.
As for the other allegations of biting, no response is necessary.
I am also taking this opportunity to call Sauron a bitch!
If he thinks he's man enough, he should buckle up and register for the tourney, where Ill be decapitating him in the latter stages, after dealing with MrCrackles first of course.

Dont let your teases degenerate into a personal vendetta because if that is what you want, them m at the junction!
You are planning a future you already lost. . . . . You baffle me
Jump infront of a Mack 10 and you will be lunching with Satan!
Peace

Ibime:

My friend, there is nothing close to biting here. . . .Terry Da Rapman did not even link 'pad' to 'menstruation' anywhere in his verse. . . . besides, its a generic line which everyone uses. . . . "I write till I run out of ink". . . "I write till I run out of pad"  etc etc etc. . . . . its quite smart for Chrisical to link it to menses.

chrisical:

@kay-pumpin

How could you accuse me of bittin when my line differs in structure to that of terrytharapman.You've got no point there.