Why is it called a running back when he runs forward?

If God sneezes what do you tell him?

Why is it called a T.V. set when there's only one?

Why is it called American football when you hardly use your feet?

Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you say is your name?

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

If a person owns a piece of land does he own it all the way to the core of the earth?

Does peanut butter really have butter in it?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?

Why are boxing rings square?

Can a virus get sick?

If practice makes perfect and nobodys perfect, then why practice?

Why are they called strawberries when they have no straw in them?

If the Flintstones where B.C., then why do they have Flintstones Thanksgiving and Flint stone Christmas?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

How can somebody be dirt poor, while another is filthy rich?

Why does bottled water have an expiry date?

If you’re in hell, and you’re mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Why do feminist book stores not have a humor section?