i found this while surfing the web and tot i shd share it with u all. read on,

Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are
thunder and lightning.

Commandment 2.
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say; talk in your sleep.

Commandment 3.
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!

Commandment 4.
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Commandment 5.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure
of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife is.

Commandment 6.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Commandment 7.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about
something you say.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

Commandment 8.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife.

Commandment 9.
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wife
treats husband like toxic waste.

Commandment 10.
A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished,

nice piece

And I think this should be No. 11:

"A WOMAN WORRIES SO MUCH ABOUT THE FUTURE UNTIL SHE IS MARRIED.
A MAN NEVER STARTS WORRYING ABOUT THE FUTURE UNTIL HE IS MARRIED"

hmmm. . .all good, even the proposed No. 11.

Very funny and it still makes a lot of sense

the third commandment didn't make sense to me.

LOL!!!

commandment 12:
to be successful and happily ever after, a man has to marry a wife that spends less than he earns.
while to be successful, a woman only have to find such a man.

commandment 13:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

commandment 14:
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

commandment 15:
a husband and wife can divorce over religious matter. men think they are God, women dont.

commandment 16:
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her. Oscar Wilde

commandment 17:
some men get married on a sudden impulse, just like when a man commits suicide.

commandment 18:
marriage is just a very expensive way to get your laundry done free.

commandment 19:
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

and the 10 golden rule about a happy marriage for women truly are:
- Women always make the rules
- These rules are subject to change without notice
- No man can possibly know all the rules
- women are never wrong.
- If it appears the women are wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something men did or said
- Men must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding
- Women can change her mind at any time.
- Men must never change their minds without the proper consent of women.
- men must read the mind of women at all times.
- At all times, what is important is what women meant, not what they said.

@ brownjay's post

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lol

coolfaced8:

This is so funny! Could all these really be true about women? I hope am not guilty of any of this. (Hmm, thinking) Or am I?

yep this is the unwritten rule about understanding women in marriages.

can woman be understood?

biola44:

can woman be understood?

some yes, others not really but can we live without them?! HELL NO!!!!